BORING SHIT YOU DONT WANNA READ ABOUT

So last night after shark week and lots of lolz my parents and their friends, i hung out with nicole and gabby and we talked all about BOYS. for like 2 hours. you know i can barely handle girl talk, so i had to hit the bottle. it gets me to open up, you know? just kidding. i was so happy drunk off shark week, i could have sat around and had girl talk for hours.
but anyways, gabby told me about how her 41 year old boss wants to hit it, and i gave her solid advice. it went something like this...
" well gabby, you're leaving in two weeks. so either you don't hit it, and you leave. or you hit it... and you leave. ya kno? "
JUST KIDDING THAT'S GROSS WHAT KIND OF A PATHETIC ADULT MALE WOULD WANT TO HIT IT WITH SOMEONE HALF HIS AGE? oh wait... the answer to that is ANYBODY.
but quite honestly, that's really sad and pathetic. although i know i will be 41 and hitting on my young employees, it's just sleezy in this case. it will NOT be sleazy when i'm 41 in a leopard print dress, 5 inch lucite heels, and red lipstick. (GATA)
okay, but really. i gave her my REAL ADVICE later on which was... every dude wants to hit it with someone half his age. do you really want to make his day like that? and he WILL open his big, fat, geriatric mouth to other employees, and then you'll just look like a ho. so the answer is no, no, no. on all counts. see... i'm being reasonable. FOR ONCE. I'M THE ONE giving the GOOD advice TO GABBY. JESUS, DID HELL FREEZE OVER?

so then we went on to talk about other things, like sharing google calendars (or NOT) with Gatos, like fighting over characters in video games and what colors they are, or whether or not a cappella can be "good music" or not... and how these were all stupid arguments to have with a gato, yet we do anyways.

all this GATO talk got a GATA thinking about "relationships" and shit. people make a big deal out of all this crap, but i was watching LA INK the other night, and one of the hoez was talking about this too, and she decided that everything is "just a decision."

For example, gabby, should you hit it? yes or no. it's just a decision. ME? do i want to share a google calendar with someone? umm yes or no. it's just a decision. jacy, should you get married? (ew) yes or no. it's just a decision that two people make and it has nothing to do with like or love or anything like that. it's like "okay, it's time" or "okay it's just courtesy at this point." or "sure, i might as well." you know? like ..."should i take it up the butt? well we've been going out a while now. it's just courtesy." HAHAH just kidding. i like to throw the butt secks in whenever i can to spice things up.

but anyways, i'm girl talked out.

this morning i woke up and went to a BOLIVIAN festival with jose coronado. yes i still talk to his bolivian ass, and he's fuckin' COOL, ALRIGHT? i went to see tinkus and caporales dancers which for some reason excite me way too much and make me cry sometimes... but anyways. he's some pics of a really cute little kid who turned out to be my high school friend lisa's little bro. ENJOY!

my future mini-gato. so cute! this type of dance is called tikus (i think) and it's REALLY COOL. i might do it next summer... yes lol all you want.

jose's sexy pose. lolz.

that's all for now GATOS. i'm gonna go meet up with some peepz and you know, do cool college kid stuff...