MY LONG POST ABOUT MY WEEKEND

I’ve been sitting here trying to upload pictures for like 30 minutes, but my computer is such a piece of crap it’s taking me a while.

So I know this weekend seems really boring cause I’ve just been bitching about my neighbors (who are CURRENTLY having another rowdy get together on fucking MONDAY NIGHT,) but it wasn’t. I’ll just give a recap of my activities this weekend.

FRIDAY NOCHE: Made snakies and went to gypsy kings. Gypsy Kings at Wolf Trap is probably one of the yuppiest things I take part in. I only do this because… it’s actually really fun. You get to eat, hang out, listen to music, watch older people drink their Charles Shaw wine and get all silly n start rubbing up against each other. Me and jacy observed this 45-55 year old couple get tipsy and start like…grinding. Then the guy was sitting and the lady was GIRATING behind him… like against his bald head. Basically, it was hilarious.
I was there with Miguel who brought a huge wine bottle that was empty in about 20 minutes, chris blank and his fam who brought a bunch of food, my brother and his friend john who brought…nothing really, and jac who paid for my ticket (wooohh!!! IOU biTCH! We’ll see when I pay you back)
So anyways, the gypsy kings were amazing as usual, and we all had a good ol’ Gata time.

Then I went to cami’s and passed out there with Miguel cause mom won’t let gays/boys sleep over. HAHA jk. Just boys.

~~whole foods~~

me n chris

Jacy on her BB... AS USUAL

the GYPSY KINGS

SATURDAY: let me check my google calendar… oh so I went shopping in Gtown with Tegan and Cami. Since I can’t actually afford anything and cami owed me 15 bucks, I decided to have her pay me in the form of a new scarf and some new Chola earrings to replace my Amy winehouse earrings that I lost at cami’s house. I was like “cami, should I put these on right now?” and she replied “yes Stephanie, you really need something to spice up your boring outfit.” But I think she was being sarcastic cause… I was (still) wearing my high waisted black pencil skirt, (the same) zebra top (from the night before,) red flats, a red belt, and a black granny sweater. And my douche glasses from urban outfitters.

Then I got home and went to work. It was boring I think. Then we all met up again and hung out at cami’s house til the wee hours of the night. Also, we lost cami’s cat at some point.

cami modeling my new chola earrings

SUNDAY: woke up late, wasn’t looking forward to work. Went to another bolivian festival with momz cause they’re so awesome. Went to work. Went to cami’s… then went to watch pineapple express. I thought it was funny as hell, but I expected it to be funnier. Oh yeah and james franco is the hottest person ever. Especially as a stoner/pot dealer. Like… greasy, tall, sweet, naïve, loyal (okay you’ll get it when you see the movie.)

cute little girls

the most beautiful flag in the world.

another cute little boy with some older gatos

a FIERCE gata

This is my favorite part... now they're standing...

NOW THEY'RE JUMPING!! YAYY!

So then today I woke up too damn early for a doctor's appointment. Then I cruised around town in my dad’s 80s chevy truck and I was embarrassed and shit but it was funny. Then I came home, passed out, woke up, and went to work. And HERE I AM. Typing this shit right now. So enjoy. And I’ll TALK TO YA’LL HOEZ WHO READ THIS SHIT 2morro!! I’m gonna go watch Chinese guys in spandex jump around now. Cause I have nothing better to do and my dad just doesn’t get law and order. I wonder if the Chinese governments just…created these people. Specifically for the Olympics. I’ll talk about that laterz.

BORING SHIT YOU DONT WANNA READ ABOUT

So last night after shark week and lots of lolz my parents and their friends, i hung out with nicole and gabby and we talked all about BOYS. for like 2 hours. you know i can barely handle girl talk, so i had to hit the bottle. it gets me to open up, you know? just kidding. i was so happy drunk off shark week, i could have sat around and had girl talk for hours.
but anyways, gabby told me about how her 41 year old boss wants to hit it, and i gave her solid advice. it went something like this...
" well gabby, you're leaving in two weeks. so either you don't hit it, and you leave. or you hit it... and you leave. ya kno? "
JUST KIDDING THAT'S GROSS WHAT KIND OF A PATHETIC ADULT MALE WOULD WANT TO HIT IT WITH SOMEONE HALF HIS AGE? oh wait... the answer to that is ANYBODY.
but quite honestly, that's really sad and pathetic. although i know i will be 41 and hitting on my young employees, it's just sleezy in this case. it will NOT be sleazy when i'm 41 in a leopard print dress, 5 inch lucite heels, and red lipstick. (GATA)
okay, but really. i gave her my REAL ADVICE later on which was... every dude wants to hit it with someone half his age. do you really want to make his day like that? and he WILL open his big, fat, geriatric mouth to other employees, and then you'll just look like a ho. so the answer is no, no, no. on all counts. see... i'm being reasonable. FOR ONCE. I'M THE ONE giving the GOOD advice TO GABBY. JESUS, DID HELL FREEZE OVER?

so then we went on to talk about other things, like sharing google calendars (or NOT) with Gatos, like fighting over characters in video games and what colors they are, or whether or not a cappella can be "good music" or not... and how these were all stupid arguments to have with a gato, yet we do anyways.

all this GATO talk got a GATA thinking about "relationships" and shit. people make a big deal out of all this crap, but i was watching LA INK the other night, and one of the hoez was talking about this too, and she decided that everything is "just a decision."

For example, gabby, should you hit it? yes or no. it's just a decision. ME? do i want to share a google calendar with someone? umm yes or no. it's just a decision. jacy, should you get married? (ew) yes or no. it's just a decision that two people make and it has nothing to do with like or love or anything like that. it's like "okay, it's time" or "okay it's just courtesy at this point." or "sure, i might as well." you know? like ..."should i take it up the butt? well we've been going out a while now. it's just courtesy." HAHAH just kidding. i like to throw the butt secks in whenever i can to spice things up.

but anyways, i'm girl talked out.

this morning i woke up and went to a BOLIVIAN festival with jose coronado. yes i still talk to his bolivian ass, and he's fuckin' COOL, ALRIGHT? i went to see tinkus and caporales dancers which for some reason excite me way too much and make me cry sometimes... but anyways. he's some pics of a really cute little kid who turned out to be my high school friend lisa's little bro. ENJOY!

my future mini-gato. so cute! this type of dance is called tikus (i think) and it's REALLY COOL. i might do it next summer... yes lol all you want.

jose's sexy pose. lolz.

that's all for now GATOS. i'm gonna go meet up with some peepz and you know, do cool college kid stuff...