Wednesday, August 13, 2008
TITE music video, daily update
Yesterday, UVA celebrity Ron Barba came to Arlington for a lunch date. He chose P.F. Chang's for lunch and i was like... okay. It was good, but i took some home and the sauce had congealed two hours later. then i realized that i only truly love thai food and all other popular americanized asian cuisines are crap. I SAID SPICY GODDAMIT. SPICY MEANS BURN MY GODDAMN MOUTH OFF. MAKE MY SCALP ITCH. MAKE ME SWEAT. MAYBE ME REGRET EATING IT THE NEXT DAY WHEN I'M ON THE TOILET. alright?
anywho, then i cruised in the chent-mobile, came home, and i actually don't remember what happened next. (sad? maybe)
Today i went to work with my mother (don't ask) then drove A hole brother to the airport, and i've been watching MUN2 and MTV3 since then. I discovered my new favorite video of the moment...
Although LLOYD is NOT HISPANIC or LATINO in ANY WAY, for some reason MTV3 was playing his fucking video. But you know, i'm happy because this vid is the COOLEST objectification of women i've seen all fucking day.
and OH MY GOD SHWAYZE or whatever is on MTV3 right now. remember the guy who did mishca barton who had the huuge balls? (DONT CLICK THERE. NSFW) yeah he's in this stupid SHWAYZE BAND. and now TI and mariah on mtv 3.
mtv3, i think you might be targeting the WRONG DEMO-FUCKING-GRAPHIC.
anyways, enjoy this sweet LLOYD VID. he also looks SUPER gay in the video. i kind of like that...
and...YAY MUN2!! FINALLY SOME JUANES!!! woooooh papitooo
this video is like an american apparel ad. FUCK AMERICAN APPAREL! (calm down stupid hipsters, calm down. i still sort of like it.)
OH MY GOD i had to come back and tell you that now MUN2 is playing CUNTY MILEY CYRUS. team selena!
Monday, August 11, 2008
MY LONG POST ABOUT MY WEEKEND
FRIDAY NOCHE: Made snakies and went to gypsy kings. Gypsy Kings at Wolf Trap is probably one of the yuppiest things I take part in. I only do this because… it’s actually really fun. You get to eat, hang out, listen to music, watch older people drink their Charles Shaw wine and get all silly n start rubbing up against each other. Me and jacy observed this 45-55 year old couple get tipsy and start like…grinding. Then the guy was sitting and the lady was GIRATING behind him… like against his bald head. Basically, it was hilarious.
I was there with Miguel who brought a huge wine bottle that was empty in about 20 minutes, chris blank and his fam who brought a bunch of food, my brother and his friend john who brought…nothing really, and jac who paid for my ticket (wooohh!!! IOU biTCH! We’ll see when I pay you back)
So anyways, the gypsy kings were amazing as usual, and we all had a good ol’ Gata time.
Then I went to cami’s and passed out there with Miguel cause mom won’t let gays/boys sleep over. HAHA jk. Just boys.
SATURDAY: let me check my google calendar… oh so I went shopping in Gtown with Tegan and Cami. Since I can’t actually afford anything and cami owed me 15 bucks, I decided to have her pay me in the form of a new scarf and some new Chola earrings to replace my Amy winehouse earrings that I lost at cami’s house. I was like “cami, should I put these on right now?” and she replied “yes Stephanie, you really need something to spice up your boring outfit.” But I think she was being sarcastic cause… I was (still) wearing my high waisted black pencil skirt, (the same) zebra top (from the night before,) red flats, a red belt, and a black granny sweater. And my douche glasses from urban outfitters.
Then I got home and went to work. It was boring I think. Then we all met up again and hung out at cami’s house til the wee hours of the night. Also, we lost cami’s cat at some point.
cami modeling my new chola earrings
SUNDAY: woke up late, wasn’t looking forward to work. Went to another bolivian festival with momz cause they’re so awesome. Went to work. Went to cami’s… then went to watch pineapple express. I thought it was funny as hell, but I expected it to be funnier. Oh yeah and james franco is the hottest person ever. Especially as a stoner/pot dealer. Like… greasy, tall, sweet, naïve, loyal (okay you’ll get it when you see the movie.)
NOW THEY'RE JUMPING!! YAYY!