A Trip To the Charlottesville Shopping Mall...

Dear all,

Today was truly a sad day in history.
I went to the local shopping mall known as "Fashion Square," a small mall with only one level and an assortment of shitty shops that I would never ACTUALLY buy anything real from and take it SRSly.
Anyway, I went with Chris to pay for his jeans (in exchange for a fridge,) and to buy myself some BOOTY SHORTS.
THEN...WET SEAL WAS CLOSED. WHAT? Where is a decent girl supposed to find herself some booty shorts? They actually had NO OTHER stores with booty shorts, I looked everywhere. So that was the first major disappointment.
THEN we were walking into FYE and I decided to give this Obama cutout a hug. I mean why not? So as I was in hug position, some redneck walked by and goes "oh man, I want to take that home for TARGET PRACTICE." Instead of cussing at him and flicking him off like he probably expected, I just laughed because that kind of ignorance and hatred is just funny/SAD. I don't really hate Mccain... nor would I say rude shit to people hugging Mccain cutouts.
SO that's when I had had enough. Chris and I were like...let's get the fuck out of here. And I was like "wait, lemme get a picture with Mr. future Prez." Then another rude person walked by and said, rather loudly, "I wouldn't want a picture with THAT BASTARD."
REALLY? REALLY THOUGH CHARLOTTESVILLE? CALM DOWN. When I'm being CALM about something, it means you REALLY need to calm down. Cause I'm always angry and looking for a fight, but this was just STUPID.
So then, being all grumps, I decided to ride on the mall's mini-merry-go-round thinking it would make me feel better, but no.
THEN I went to the UVA bookstore and paid $380 dollars for some engineering textbooks. WONDERFUL. PLEASE, TAKE ALL MY MONEY, I CAN TOTALLY AFFORD IT!!! One book is like... a full tank of gas in my ~~SUV~~

THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT YEAR!

me and mr. future prez
me on a carousel
(my nickname from when I was a kid! Which is kinda funny if you think about it...)

MY HOT WHEELZZ

the sexy piece i've been driving around town.

i like the ROSS in the background. it adds class to the picture.
but i secretly love ross.
i went and bought 2 pairs of peep toe flats, 2 leggins, and a shirt. ~~guilty~~
i especially love it cause it reminds me of my spic childhood. kind of like this car that we used to drive to beach and tow our CAMPER.

okay back to SVU.

MY LONG POST ABOUT MY WEEKEND

I’ve been sitting here trying to upload pictures for like 30 minutes, but my computer is such a piece of crap it’s taking me a while.

So I know this weekend seems really boring cause I’ve just been bitching about my neighbors (who are CURRENTLY having another rowdy get together on fucking MONDAY NIGHT,) but it wasn’t. I’ll just give a recap of my activities this weekend.

FRIDAY NOCHE: Made snakies and went to gypsy kings. Gypsy Kings at Wolf Trap is probably one of the yuppiest things I take part in. I only do this because… it’s actually really fun. You get to eat, hang out, listen to music, watch older people drink their Charles Shaw wine and get all silly n start rubbing up against each other. Me and jacy observed this 45-55 year old couple get tipsy and start like…grinding. Then the guy was sitting and the lady was GIRATING behind him… like against his bald head. Basically, it was hilarious.
I was there with Miguel who brought a huge wine bottle that was empty in about 20 minutes, chris blank and his fam who brought a bunch of food, my brother and his friend john who brought…nothing really, and jac who paid for my ticket (wooohh!!! IOU biTCH! We’ll see when I pay you back)
So anyways, the gypsy kings were amazing as usual, and we all had a good ol’ Gata time.

Then I went to cami’s and passed out there with Miguel cause mom won’t let gays/boys sleep over. HAHA jk. Just boys.

~~whole foods~~

me n chris

Jacy on her BB... AS USUAL

the GYPSY KINGS

SATURDAY: let me check my google calendar… oh so I went shopping in Gtown with Tegan and Cami. Since I can’t actually afford anything and cami owed me 15 bucks, I decided to have her pay me in the form of a new scarf and some new Chola earrings to replace my Amy winehouse earrings that I lost at cami’s house. I was like “cami, should I put these on right now?” and she replied “yes Stephanie, you really need something to spice up your boring outfit.” But I think she was being sarcastic cause… I was (still) wearing my high waisted black pencil skirt, (the same) zebra top (from the night before,) red flats, a red belt, and a black granny sweater. And my douche glasses from urban outfitters.

Then I got home and went to work. It was boring I think. Then we all met up again and hung out at cami’s house til the wee hours of the night. Also, we lost cami’s cat at some point.

cami modeling my new chola earrings

SUNDAY: woke up late, wasn’t looking forward to work. Went to another bolivian festival with momz cause they’re so awesome. Went to work. Went to cami’s… then went to watch pineapple express. I thought it was funny as hell, but I expected it to be funnier. Oh yeah and james franco is the hottest person ever. Especially as a stoner/pot dealer. Like… greasy, tall, sweet, naïve, loyal (okay you’ll get it when you see the movie.)

cute little girls

the most beautiful flag in the world.

another cute little boy with some older gatos

a FIERCE gata

This is my favorite part... now they're standing...

NOW THEY'RE JUMPING!! YAYY!

So then today I woke up too damn early for a doctor's appointment. Then I cruised around town in my dad’s 80s chevy truck and I was embarrassed and shit but it was funny. Then I came home, passed out, woke up, and went to work. And HERE I AM. Typing this shit right now. So enjoy. And I’ll TALK TO YA’LL HOEZ WHO READ THIS SHIT 2morro!! I’m gonna go watch Chinese guys in spandex jump around now. Cause I have nothing better to do and my dad just doesn’t get law and order. I wonder if the Chinese governments just…created these people. Specifically for the Olympics. I’ll talk about that laterz.