I MISS VEGETABLES

and I MISS BUENOS AIRES.  

I even miss THE BUMS in BsAs.  

I miss the MIERDA (puppy shit) all over the streets.  

I miss EL ALMACEN on Balcarce open 24 hours. 

I MISS PARQUE LEZAMA.  

I miss seeing blue and yellow EVERYWHERE.  

I miss seeing the next guy be hotter than the last .  

I miss la casa rosada and plaza de mayo.  

I miss empanadas que queso y cebolla (I can't be a vegan in Argentina.)  

I miss KUUUUMBIA.  

I miss seeing soccer at all times of the day everywhere.  

I miss BOND STREET (obviously.)

I miss my piercer.

I miss the city of the dead.

I miss the ferias and the cute clothes.

I miss the Castro's! 

SHIT I EVEN MISS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TRANNIES I'VE EVER SEEN (even the crackwhores!)