the kid at the cyber is looking at porno

And he thinks no one can see him. But I totally can.
JUST SOME PORN AND COCA COLA ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON AT THE CYBER.

Fútbol and Fernet

what else is there?

So last night I went to my first BOLICHE in Santiago del Estero. About an hour into it (at about 4 a.m. because it did not open until 2 so we had to reroute and go to a bar until 2 30,) I got hardcore nostalgic for BsAs and certain people ... sigh...

So then I made some stupid decisions (of course, I am a PAREDES,) and ended up spending the first half of the day (so until 4 p.m.) trying not to puke my guts out.

BUT THEN Pablo, our super cute, nice, local friend who stayed out until 8 a.m. and then woke up like 5 hours later to ref a soccer game invited us to go watch. So we went to a field and sat next to a bunch of dudes who were watching this game, listening to music, and drinking fernet. Basically, it was my dream come true and none of them were even remotely sexy (okay LIE one of the was super hot and knew 2 words in Guarani... nde rakore and yaja (spelling?) Shit I am at a cafe and have one minute.

DEJAREEEE MII CASSAAA POR TIIII DEJARREEE MI BARRRIOOO Y ME IREEE LEJOS DE AQUIIi

My Next Tattoo

LB, La Boca, on my hand. Too hXc? Okay fine, maybe on my neck? Or somewhere a little less... visible? No. I like it on my hand. Once I have a "career," I'm going to get stupid tattoos that I cannot get in trouble for. (YOU KNOW, ONCE "I'M THE BOSS.") Yeah right.

Why am I blogging about this shit when I'm in a completely different place and should be blogging about that? Oh, those are my new shoes in the background, aren't they CUTE?

So in this town, everybody sleep during ciesta. Leaving me with nothing to do for 4 hours of the day but watch tv and eat ice cream. I've made a total of... 2 friends in this town. TWO. Both of which were technically introduced to me so I didn't do any of the socializing work myself. That's not me, y'all. THAT'S NOT ME! I MUST MAKE FRIENDS ON MY OWN. But, the two people are really cool! Mariam and Pablo. We're all ~going out~ this Saturday. Preferably to one of the "boliches" with people that have "pocos recursos" because we all know those people party harder, better, and longer. YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

In other news, I'm not around enough boys. Eric doesn't really count as a boy. Pablo was refreshing because he like... opened doors, walked behind us, walked us to find a pee pee room, made sure we were all taken care of. ~oh pablo~

oh, my list of THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IN ARGENTINA
- I have the same interests as most 16 year old boys (and I dress like one too.)
- TXT FLRTing is INTRN'L
- I LIKE BEING A VEGAN and I HATE DAIRY. Also, I MISS THAI FOOD.
- I like cumbia (soy negrita~)
- Idealists are pretty silly.
- I LOVE YOU PARAGUAY! !!!!!!!AGUANTE ALBIRROJA!!! STILL TOP 3!!!! SOUTH AFRICA 2010!!!!

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I MISS VEGETABLES

and I MISS BUENOS AIRES.  

I even miss THE BUMS in BsAs.  

I miss the MIERDA (puppy shit) all over the streets.  

I miss EL ALMACEN on Balcarce open 24 hours. 

I MISS PARQUE LEZAMA.  

I miss seeing blue and yellow EVERYWHERE.  

I miss seeing the next guy be hotter than the last .  

I miss la casa rosada and plaza de mayo.  

I miss empanadas que queso y cebolla (I can't be a vegan in Argentina.)  

I miss KUUUUMBIA.  

I miss seeing soccer at all times of the day everywhere.  

I miss BOND STREET (obviously.)

I miss my piercer.

I miss the city of the dead.

I miss the ferias and the cute clothes.

I miss the Castro's! 

SHIT I EVEN MISS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TRANNIES I'VE EVER SEEN (even the crackwhores!)