Saturday, August 30, 2008

sUV-A...

TODAY is one of the douchiest days of the year at the University of Virginia. It is the first football game of the semester where all the first years get to dress up in a stupid dress or wear orange head to toe, get drunk and sunburnt, and pretend they know anything about American football. Alumni return to fill the streets with their stupid SUVs and the parking lots with beer and hot dogs.

TODAY is particularly more ridiculous, because the University of Virginia is playing USC... the best team in the country. So I'm not quite sure that I would feel comfortable painting my face orange and rooting for a team I know is going to lose... But that's just me. My brother told me if i didn't go to the game, he'd kill me. And here I am at home in Arlington, looking forward to a shower and maybe eating some Thai food...
Anyways, this will be my rant against the STUPID SUVs that happen to be taking over Charlottesville, Virginia, one douche at a time.
LOOK PEOPLE, YOU DON'T NEED SUVs.
THE LAST THING THE WORLD NEEDS ARE MORE STUPID GIRLS IN BIG CARS THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE/PARK THEIR MOSTROSITIES OF VEHICLES.

Tegan lives in a house that has 8 girls upstairs, and 3 girls downstairs. EVERY SINGLE ONE of the so-whority girls upstairs has AN SUV. and they "kindly" asked tegan to park her car "as far to the right as possible" so they could fit their earth destroyers in the tiny parking lot.

SRSly parents, stop buying your daughters SUVs cause one day they're gonna be texting their ~big sibs~ or their ~bfs~ and they're gonna see a fallen tree branch and hafto swerve and they're gonna flip their $55,000 car over because of it's high center of gravity and then the car will burn and scar their beautiful faces or something.

anyways, UVA is losing 21 to 7. GOOD LUCK WAHOOS! here's a pic from SPORTS ILLUSTRATED of what UVa looks like/is. + SUVs ofcourse...




6 comments:

Jacy said...

theres something about the black and white lettering on your blog that really fucks up my eyes and brain.

Ricky said...

you should try japan. not an SUV in sight. it's a beautiful thing.

Anonymous said...

Keep bloggin. I actually took a moment to read over a lot of it and for some reason your insignificant life and opinions are actually entertaining. ;-) ;-)

Erick said...

it sucks cuz its like these douchbags are everywhere u go any college and anywhere in arlington

hottforpierce said...

um, so, the guy on the right was my roommate in spain. he drove a mini-van, last i knew.

Wahoomb said...

haha, is that Dan Reed commenting on your blog? LOLz...anyway, umm, yeah I fucking hate sorority girls and SUVs, gosh may be in their fucking plantations they have enough space to park their SUVs and perhaps fit their 30 slaves in the back...I'm glad UVA lost...yay...instead of giving more financial aid to international students from Latin America (there are some who need it!!), UVA needs to stop paying its fucking coach 2090808 million dollars annually!!!