WHAT? I'm out of laundry and I used my last clean pair last night in Gabby's hot tub.  
When I was taking the elevator down to the metro, some yuppie goes "it's another cold day.  when will this be over?" and I go "I dunno.  I have a permanent cold cause of it." 
Then, sounding like I destroyed her or something, she's like "I was hoping for a more optimistic reply."
...
I'm like... uhh you just tried to make conversation with a stranger on the metro.  WTF did you expect?  If I didn't suspect she was some new-to-arlington-yuppie, I would have been like "YEAH IT'S FUCKIN FREEZING, JESUS.  I GOTTA GET MY ASS BACK INTO GABBY'S HOT TUB.  You goin' to work? That SUCKS." 
But I didn't.  
Back to SVU (on 2 channels... decisions, decisions.)
 
1 comment:
omg i have perma-colds too. do you wake up with a nasty taste in your mouth too?
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