FELIZ DIA DE REYES...

If I were in Paraguay, I would have put my shoes outside last night then I would have woken up this morning and stuffed my face with chocolate...

Unfortunately, I'm in Arlington, Virginia and I'll be heading over to Rock Bottom to stuff my face with beer.

Same shit, right?

If anyone has an extra old verizon phone, LEMME KNOW!!! I'm going for a record: how many cell phones can I lose in a week?