73-year-old porn star bedazzles Japan's aged

Reason # 12383 I love Japan...

elder porn.
if anything beats zentai, it's elder porn.

that's a real CNN headline.
i just like the word they chose...
"bedazzled"
like his pepaw peen emits glitter fireworks instead of... you know

anyways, read the real story here.
(thanks gabby)


in other japan related news, erick walked right up to the counter at my work (which i will rant about later cause i'm fricken pissed at PIE-TANZA) with the female magnet in hand and goes "herrrrooo" and i just started laughing for about 10 minutes. she's adorable.

enjoy this short vid clip of her givin' some 'tude.