A BLACK DOG

ON MONDAY NIGHT

ON MY PEE BREAK

DURING MY 5 HOUR SHIFT...

THE BLACK DOG BIT MY COOTER.

no joke. HJ saw it. OMIE BIT MY COOTER.

in other news, tegan withdrew from her class on the day of the withdrawal deadline. 

The TA never replied to her hilarious email until she sent him an "I withdrew from the class" e-mail... when he immediately replied from his I-PHONE, "I think you made the right decision." 

she also had to meet w/ the dean cause she fell under 12 credits. lol, tegan. lol.  

also, we watched paris hilton's my new bff last night and it was FUCKING AWESOME. 

RATTIES FIRST CIG

wtaacq1fA

says my rat...

well cami the ho bag is back in town, and sure enough she's being a bad influence on my RATS. cami came over, opened the rat cage, and immediately offered my ratties a CIG. Here's the grey one, still unnamed (any suggestions?) takin' up cami's offer.

so yeah, i'm also leaving for gypgsy kings, ~the classy soiree~ in about 30 minutes. you know, after offerings cigarrettes to my young rats.