I'm in Paraguay (finally.)

AND BOY DO I HAVE A LOT TO TELL. But not a lot of time and patience.
IN SUMMARY:
My flight to ATL got delayed so the bitches at DELTA sent me to Dulles from National (no, NOT REAGAN, NATIONAL,) on a cab and I caught a direct flight to Sao Paulo. Lucky for me cause I met this awesome guy on the plane.
MIGUEL, he had 3 passports, ~envidia~
PAT, he had a sleeve, it was really well done, and now you need to get one ASAP 'cause they're so hot.
CAMI, lolz, same thing as your flight to Spain...
CHRIS AND CLARE, he's working at the embajada en brazil, y despues en el state department porque so Papi es diplomat.
~envidia~ x 12

OKAY, anyways, then I had to wait in Sao Paulo for 7 hours. I watched 2 soccer games, slept, drank, smoked, played on my 'puter, and took pictures. Then I finally got to Paraguay after meeting the cutest Canadian couple who's coming to Paraguay to visit some Aunts and Uncles who immigrated from Germany in the late 1940s (SURPRISE, SURPRISE.) It's their first time in South America... I was like "Good luck..." (don't get robbed.)

First thing I did was go to a "despedida de soltera" only Paraguay style, so just a bunch of women sitting around giving a bride to be HOUSE CLEANING supplies. I wish I was joking, but I said loudly to the table "now I'm definitely not getting married."

Then today was my Aunt's birthday, so it was family overload with about 45 kids running around. People here really like kids. It's weird. I mean, I like cool ones, but kids to me are like normal people... I still don't feel like googoogagaing over people I don't find interesting. Oh well!

con mi paps

my grandma GETTIN KRAZY!!