ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT

I'm not a gossip blogger, and there is only 1 true God of Gossip Blogs (I luv u Michael K.,) BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

If the hot, tranny, meth-faced, mess known as fuggie fug can get a hot piece like josh D., I... I just don't understand.

Okay, you know what, I was looking for pictures to post that sum up this RANT, but I had to just make this collage that I titled "contrast."

But whatever, props to you Fergie. 

In news more relevant to my life, this weekend was really fun.  I really need a camera, damnit.  

Friday I went to see MEN. (I LUV U JD SAMSON.)  I cried cause I missed out on dinner with her/him (sorry, I still don't know which one is appropriate.)  Then Saturday I saw some bands play at "The Laundromat" a.k.a. Nihal's basement, and I met some cool people, saw some good bands (I actually really like St... whatever's Hospital...) and then hung out at Tegan's after with Klucas, Mike Quist, and a purple box.  It was a pretty good weekend, I got lots of rest, and I'm sort of prepared for the next week which will be BRUTAL.  I got 4 tests, a bunch of homework, some shows to go to, and summer finances to figure out.  WOOHOOO

I WILL UPDATE SOON

I just need something more blogworthy than stress eating due to homework and tests.

CRAZY STUFF COMING THIS WEEKEND.

Also, why is my face so greasy? ALWAYS.


ALSO, as of right now, due to an amazing connection with a girl I happen to be LIVING WITH NEXT YEAR (yyeeeaaaah cara,) I might be going to New Caledonia this summer along with several other islands in Oceania. Hopefully this one works out! (por favor virgensita)

MY FRIEND HAS CHOLA EYEBROWS

My dumb friend shaved off his eyebrows (luv u nihal) and let my other friend draw
ELEGANT CHOLA EYEBROWS on him.
enjoy!

"PUNKZ" h8 me

Why is this?

B/c I LOL when lead singers say silly things like "the futility of existence?"
B/c I "hang" with a local P.R. notable for a week then get labeled as a skeez?
B/c I laugh at posers with dorky sneakers?
B/c I'd rather smoke a bowl than drink a 40?
B/c I am obnoxious if intoxicated and make terrible first impressions?
B/c "punkz" make me uncomfortable so I act like a mega-bitch around them?
~quien sabe~
what.do.you.think.
what.is.my.subculture.

just kidding.

THIS WEEKEND WAS INTENSE.

• went to nova, went to jacy and rick's bday, was reminded to stay single, avoid marriage and children, and play rockband for years to come.
• slept through an important conference, bought 4 inch heels, and went back to c-ville
• saw cabbie, miguel, and mike all visiting from out of town. passed out on a lawn. puked at a bus stop. at one point it was MIKE, MIKE, and MIKE, STEPHANIE, and STEPHANIE standing at the stop. UTS forevz! (sort of!)
  
• woke up, wanted to die, went to saigon cafe, ate enough for 5 people, then did homework, and went to a show where everyone hated me but the last band was so good, i didn't care. (and the singer was spanish.)

okay, I have a test tomorrow... bbl

Oh Stephanie...

Why do I do such stupid things?

My academics this year, 

my lovely, lonely, 3rd year in engineering school,

 are going much better than my first two years... 

No surprise there, I spent my first two years "adjusting" to college life, 

aka eating gelato, drinking with my gatos, and going to shows instead of going to class.

But sometimes I wish I had the personal life of a boring, white girl. 

wait...NO I DON'T! But, you know what I mean. 

Anyways, Tuesday I didn't finish all my homework but went to see Nihal's n Larson's bands anyways.  It was kinda trashy, but fun.  Nihal's band with high school kiddies was...ridiculous.  I was chillin' with some bus drivers, and I had a pretty good time.  I want to go into more detail, but I'll just sum it up with NIHAL PUKED IN MY CAR. 

After the show, I was bored and curious so I went downstairs and stumbled upon this "GOTH" dance party... It was actually hilarious.  There were like 15 people there... 

While I don't like to shit on other subcultures, these people were straight up... silly.  They kind of reminded me of those Lord of the Rings losers in middle school and the LARPERS in high school, only all grown up and with nothing to be a part of.  

Some of them had decent style, cause I think goth style CAN be cool, but most of them just dressed like SHIT.  But anyways, I met a nice young man who helped me carry Nihal home.   After nihal puked in my car, I kicked him out on 14th street, then went back to get him after "cooling down." He of course remembers NONE of this. asshole. 

GOTHz

Goths are like boring white girls gone astray.  

Anyways, 

This weekend is going to be a mess, but I'm looking forward.   

Happy St. Patty's Day

Happy Don't You Dare Fucking Pinch Me, You Dweeb day!

While the whites are out drinking beer and doing whatever they do, I'm at a computer lab doing my Prob/Stat homework and my Water Resources HW so I can go to a "punk show" later. But it's not really a punk show, it's just nihal's band and larson's band, some bus drivers.

In other news, I didn't get any of the interships/research positions I applied for... and I just stumbled upon this



which makes me just want to go to Paraguay this summer and chill the whole time.

watch it!

THAT'S HOW PARAGUAYANS TALK!!! <3 <3 <3
I love you paraguay, omg i miss you so hard even tho i h8 on u so much~

Some People Are Straight Up Fucking Delusional

I know people on both sides of the spectrum... the "you belong in a fucking loony bin because you're so delusional" spectrum.

I know people who think they're gonna be the next big thing in music...

fat chance

Ironically, the only people I know that do music and might be hot are the people who don't talk about it and who don't really expect to get much out of it.

I know people who think fucking around in college for several years doesn't matter, and that eventually things will work out.

Get your head out of your ass, folks.  

I'm not trying to support you (unless you're my MariahCareyStyleButtBoy.)

...being at UVA is a privilege.  Having the opportunity to go to school is a privilege.  Srsly.  

That being said, school isn't for everybody.  Find some shit you like, do it, do it well, or... hope to God your mistake/condombreak will support you later in life. 

I know some lovely couples who are so delusion, they're in LTRs that are destined for failure (or atleast LOL-tastrophy.)

I know people who are depressed and don't do shit about it... this one kind of makes me sad.  But if AMY WINEHOUSE can turn things around, there's even hope for them...

I know people who think money will make them happy, but it cannot.  It can however buy my company over thai food...

I don't know where this is going, but I got homework. 

Too busy to blog lately.

peace

Puerto Rico

After a week with no internetz in land of waxed eyebrows and 6 inch heels, I came back to homework, overdue applications (woops,) a towed car, and a parking ticket.

fuck this, take me back to a spanish speaking country.

~la perla~

the ~slums~ of puerto rico, sooo... not ghetto at all

gatuz

chris blank

miguel's enemies

some drunk ass kids (and a hot mamma)

A tree with toys (for dead children I'm assuming?)

san juan

lolz

rum factory, boobies

camila

sum trick

gatito 

miguel, the little boy

the luverz

waterfall, the yunx

mono

"harambay" and frendz. 

The Pearl

sun burn

cemetery 

cemetery pt. II