As I sit here, carefully formulating essays to convey my love for you in attempts to get hired by you, my love BRINGS TEARS to my eyes.
If you were a man and not ... a concept, a search engine, a "lifestyle," I would have a massive crush on you. I would marry you and be a housewife, if you wanted me to... maybe.
If you were an important baby (like Jesus,) I'd be your Mary.
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna go eat some ZICAM now and try not to get a massive cold.
PUNK SHOW 2NITE!!
lolz, wish I had my CAM : (
7 comments:
Your blog is totally hilarious and has made my day (and night). I've been spending fun hours reading your crazy adventures and it's priceless.
is that you google? I always knew you were real!
you are *such* a dork
I *heart* Google. I'm so glad UVA decided to switch UVA e-mails to GMAIL...it was SUCH a good move. I'm also super curious about who this *google* character is...he sounds cute.
Stop guessing you guys. Anyway, to work for Google, you just have to be competitive with your GPA, as they recruit mostly Stanford students (around the Bay area). They love all-rounders, so make sure that your extra-curriculars (and awards) stand out on your resume. Good luck!
This is effing wierd. :D
I'm quite the all-rounder myself, I'm on the seefood diet. Do I have a job offer?
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