LOL times

me:  alfajores

make my question my veganism

sooooo hard

 Bryce:  hehe

alicia makes me question my sexuality

 me:  ew

 Bryce:  but then i see zac efron

 

*alicia is the Spanish Prof. from Spain.

** Bryce is soooo gay.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PICS FROM THE CASA PARTY ON SATURDAY

 

not paying attention in class...

this weekend was fun, and I'll blog about it later, but right now, I'm thinking about MY PROGRAMZ.

These are the new shows I've been watching recently, and I'm super into them right now.  

It's all reality show trash, and I EAT IT UP. Here's a list of my faves.

1) CHARM SCHOOL w/ sharon osbourne

This show is just full of cunts battling it out to win some money.  They are all such classless whores, they make me feel like princess Diana.  

bitches to watch: 

LACEY - the bitch from hell.  her demonic nature manifests itself in her nasty pale face and gross ass hair. 

DALLAS- the negress with the attitude, but she seems to actually be improving...

2) The PICKUP ARTIST

I fricken love this show.  It reminds me of my ability to take nerds and transform them into hot pieces.  HAHA jk. let's not even think about that.

cuties to watch:

BRIAN - SOOOoooooooooooooo cute and ASIAN. and adorable. He's 21 and has never kissed a girl. omfg I would totally make out with him. I might friend him on FB. 

GREG - also adorable. I think these will be the top two

** on the next episode they get time alone in a dark room with a girl. basically, it's gonna be HILARIOUS.

3) Paris Hilton's MY NEW BFF

This shit is awesome cause it's Paris, and she clearly DOESN'T give a shit about this show.

hoe to watch:

Corrie - this bitch might as well be a UVA sorority girl, she's such a fakeass ho. 

okay I should probably pay attention in class now...

3 TIMES TO NEVER INTERRUPT

I had a discussion with my R.A. tonight about the way things are going at the Casa.  Somehow we ended up talking about people who have a knack for being extremely nosy and intrusive and bothersome at all the wrong times.  We came up with the list of TOP 3 TIMES NOT TO BE ANNOYING. 

1) WHEN I'M WATCHIN MY PROGRAMS.

If I am watching Law and Order, no, I do not want to talk to you.  I want to watch Ice-T kick some ass.  

2) WHEN IT'S ABOUT TO BE SEXY TIME

Please, do not walk up to the person I am with (especially if I am not very good friends with you,) and introduce yourself, then ask "Are you her BOYFRIEND?"  Thanks. because...chances are... he's not.  and I probably don't even know his name.**

3) WHEN I'M PLAYING ROCKBAND. or any other video game for that matter.  

If I'm clearly busy concentrating on getting the drum beats right and still messing up, I CANNOT CARRY A CONVERSATION AT THE SAME TIME.  If I'm trying to get more than 4 kills on Halo (never going to happen,) I really do need 100% of my brain space.

**note, does not apply to me. since I'm all booed up now n shit.

   HAHA jk it NEVER applied to me.

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.

A BLACK DOG

ON MONDAY NIGHT

ON MY PEE BREAK

DURING MY 5 HOUR SHIFT...

THE BLACK DOG BIT MY COOTER.

no joke. HJ saw it. OMIE BIT MY COOTER.

in other news, tegan withdrew from her class on the day of the withdrawal deadline. 

The TA never replied to her hilarious email until she sent him an "I withdrew from the class" e-mail... when he immediately replied from his I-PHONE, "I think you made the right decision." 

she also had to meet w/ the dean cause she fell under 12 credits. lol, tegan. lol.  

also, we watched paris hilton's my new bff last night and it was FUCKING AWESOME. 

Tegan's funny mistake...

Lots has happened the last 4 days, but again, I'm low on time, and this is pretty hilarious. so enjoy...

tegan: wanna hear the stupidest move of the century?

me: haha ofcourse

tegan: so my english class has 2 lectures and 2 discussions a week but i thought there was only one and I've only been going to 1 this whole semester not knowing there was another one on Tuesdays

tegan: and if you miss more than 2 classes your expelled from the course

 and so obviously ive missed like 13

they prob just think im retarded and dont go to class on tuesdays

 i realized last night
I emailed him basically being like i'm an idiot, i'm sorry

 

the email…

From: Tegan Sockwell 
Date: Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 1:03 AM
Subject: an extremely awkward situation

Hi Sam,
  I feel really stupid witting to you and as I explain this so bear with me. For some reason that I completely don't understand I had no idea that this section met on Tuesdays. I have been coming to only Thursday classes and until now I didn't even realize there was a Tuesday section meeting. I really don't know how I missed it and I normally am very on top of my schedule and work. I have missed only one Thursday class but obviously have missed a lot of other Tuesday classes. Is there anything I can do about theses absences or should I just drop the course? I turned in my paper and I think I am doing pretty well in the class otherwise so I really hope there is something I can do. Again, I understand this is ridiculous and I am completely embarrassed that this happened. 
Very sorry,
Tegan Sockwell

 

**note the time… 1:03 AM

***Also tegan: omg i also in the email wrote bear instead of bare....

                tegan: im an english major

                omg omg omg

 

like… an hour later

10:23 AM oh good news i looked it up and bear with me is the actually right expression and that "bare with me" is a common misconception

  woo i skirted by on that one

Fuck The Casa

the place I live sucks.

haha

CasaCrew07/08 4Ev

love to all my gatos and gatas 

Rattie Bath

like mommy, ladron and latarian are not big fans of bathing.

Coca (my mom's BFF) and little 'droney

latarian drying off

me lookin kinda 'tarded and coca and my babies!!!!

FINALLY, break time!

SO this weekend, I finally had some time to chill! It's fall break, so I went home for a few to hangt out with momz n dadz n to watch the paraguay game. (and go shopping ofcourse)

I bought so much stuff, but I have yet to unpack it, so I'll go over that list later.

Here's a pic of some spicz watchin the P'guay game (and my amazing skills with my new camera, thanks to Jlee!)

 *notice Chris Blank's rosy cheeks

 *also, Pachito's belly is funny too

 *also, my mom's SRS face

Paraguay beat Colombia 1-0 and remains in 1st place 4 points ahead of Argentina. (FYI)

Woops...

I've been so busy, I forgot my mom's birthday

I have a test tomorrow and i'm tired of studying. 

e-school is shit

I hate it.  

I don't know if I should go home this weekend.

I mostly just want to buy a ticket to buenos aires and asuncion, and not really ever come back.

ALMOST A WEEK SINCE MY LAST BLOG POST...

And BOY what hasn't happened since then...

new updates in life:

   - reinstalled windows

   - new cage for babies

   - too much school work

and...well that's about it? 

   - clare discovered rock band

   - I discovered how retarded I can be when/if I get drunk 

  

The GATAz as a group are suffering, barely as unified as we were about 3 months ago.

there are several reasons why, but really, there's no reason to go into the politics of it. it's all just bullshit.

okay i was suposed to go get my camera and upload pictures but then i just got sidetracked by rockband for 45 minutes.... 

i'm workin on world tour, drums, all by myself cayse i have no friends.

and with that, it's time for me to go to class, then study, then study, then maybe sleep, then work, then study and more class!!!!!!

sticking with the "herro" theme...

you know how sometimes

SOMETHING can either

make you vommit... or make you really happy?

depending on the situation...

too vague?

oh well.

anyways,

I went to target today and bought the following items

- rat food

-rock star

-granola bars

- hello kitty slippers

cute huh?

yep.