WILL SOME1 PLZ BUY ME A SNUGGIE?

so that my fatass doesn't hafto move the blanket when I reach for the remote or the box of cookies?

HAPPY 2K9~!!!

Little Latarian got Sicky

little baby Latarian had his first visit to the vet yesterday.

after discovering a wound on his belly, i had a panic attack,
i disinfected it (which hurt him a lot and i pretty much cried)
and then i separated him from little 'dron.

so yesterday we went to the vet and got some
painkillerz - once a day
antibiotix - twice daily
and some disinfectants to clean the wound twice a day.
(a total of an $84 visit...)

the vet thinks Ladron bit him :-(
but we're not really sure.

~stay strong~
<3ulatarian 

~~weekend update~~

i had some crazy violent dreams last night. maybe now my "anger" will manifest itself in violent, video game type dreams where i wield around a large automatic weapon and avoid bombs and escape kidnapping with nicole and irma. (wtf)

anywho, this weekend was eventful.

miguel forced me to go "ice skating" but instead we ended up just eating in adams morgan (bad idea $$$) with some gatos.

then we want to gabby's house and hung out.

cami's back from ~españa~ so we spread the christmas joy with some help from amigoz.

then the next day children played with my rats.

then we went to cami's house to say HOLA 2 mudib and saffy

~hi mudib~

then we went to black cat

(me, irma, nicole)

and ran into ramy, jose, carianne, and jonathan

and then we met hotties (CN 2.0) and talked to people on the metro. FUN TYMEZ

POSSIBLE NEW YEARS REZOLUSHUNS/Goals

• stop biting nails - i gotta do this
• stop shit-talking - is this possible? nope...
• get my ass to argentina - is this really a "resolution" ?
• get better grades - i'm joining a "support group" for this... haha, no really I AM. 
• lose 30 pounds... just kidding, but maybe like 3 haha
• grow my hair out and stop dying it every 5 minutes - the second part isn't gonna happen
• write music - i don't think this is possible, but we'll see
• get really good at ONE shooting game. JUST ONE. (maybe left 4 dead teehee)
• speak more/better spanish
• get more involved in my "extracurriculars" 
• make more white friends - you know, the reliable/good kind? hahahaha
• make more straight male friends - the drama-free fun kind (no bros)
• re-live 1st year during my 4th year, hello gabby and jackie 
• ride my bike more 
• smoke less, drink more... or vice versa? shit i dunno.  go sXe?
• QUIERO VOLVER A PARAGUAY
• be a better mom to my ratties
• OH yeah, and last but not least ...

GRADUATE IN 4 YEARS... CAN I DO IT!?

X-mas EVE

4 those of you who don't know, "latinos" celebrate x-mas on x-mas eve.  we eat too much, get drunk (optional,) eat again, then open presents at midnight.  cultural lesson of the day

being the ~good catholics~ we are, x-mas talk led us to talking about *jews* and telling funny stories we know about the ones so close to our hearts.

which of course led me to two things

1) how Jonatron's awesome (but also "different")

2) about the two little Jewish girls who once asked me and jacy...

"ARE YOU GOING TO HOUSE KEEPING COLLEGE?"

and

"do you shop at the TWO DOLLAR STORE?"

jacy is a good person for not punching the hoes in the face

(okay, they were also like 7 years old, but i would have done it)

my brother was like... did jacy reply with "No, we're going to sewer water management

 community college."

anyways, MERRY XMAS, HAPPY CHANUKKAH, AND ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS~~

Da baby Jezus (and other thingz)

D Baby Jezus that my daddy broke

my ratties being cute and gay

this 9/11 commemorative knife that I saw at ballston

this other sweet shirt I found at ballston at "fellas fashion"

MY DAD KILLED THE BABY JESUS

he fell on it last night

and broke it.

my mem. card drive

isn't working

for some reason, but once it's up, i'll show u the pics

it sux 2 looz a frend.

i'm just havin a hard time gettin over it~

R.I.P. J Lee

i h8 my brother

if he ever expects me to be a loving aunt to his children,

boy is he wrong.

i kindly asked him to say hello

to my rats,

and he said "no, they're disgusting."

F U nelson,

you are disgusting.

p.s.  i didn't pay for the cage. got it free w/ the ratzz

I luv my dadz

We've been chillin all day

We don't even hafto talk all that much

cause we have all the same ~interests~

we can sit around and watch

   - I Luv Lucy

   - Animul Planet

   - What Not To Wear

then we can go eat FALAFELZ 2ge+her 

at Westover's ARAX CAFE

but instead of talking to eachother 

at the 2 person table

we both read NATIONUL GEOGRAFIX issues

and only briefly discuss *travel*

and our cheaptickets.com findz

then we resume positions on couch

and LOL talk about my momz

and luv my rattiez

and so much fun.

I Luv My Dadz

and I finally know what to get him for X-mas

(a subscription to Nat'l Geographix)

okay take that back

sorry sorry

in other news
today i watched batman on bluray
RIDICULOUS
SICK AS SHIT
can't wait to be rich and spend
2,000$$ on a big ass tv
to watch batman on bluray on my very own TELEVIZZLE

for 6 months

i dated a complete IDIOT

depressed

pathetic

lonely

unfulfulled 

stubborn

childish

ITS BEEN SIX YEARS

GET THE FUCK OVER IT

GET OVER IT

GET OVER IT

omg i wanna go on a killing spree right now

but i got another final

and i got some lloyd bankz on

so FUCK Y'ALL

FUCK Y'ALL

johnny depp

makes me hot

random observation

the smaller my bra

the bigger my boobs looks

was this cami's secret in high school??

boobz.

morning hair n scruffy.

ALSO, they just mentioned AMPUTEE PORN and 2 girls one cup on LAW AND ORDER SVU.

it keeps relevant and up to date, that's why i LUV it~

saturday

i jusy got home 

and i started watching this...

and it's ridiculous.

4 d lolz

Dear all, today was a bit too much to handle

the past week has had its ups and downs.

obama won, i had a test on friday that ended at 8 o'clock.

my job was gettin on my last goddam nerve until sunday night when... my late night crew broke all the rules and we had a grand ol' time... lolz 

the weekend was good for the most part, i went to short pump and went shopping, 

mi relacion con el chino...bueno... no importa. but all good/okay things come to an end.

i was starting to feel a lot better about life in general when i hopped on my bus today to drive my early evening and on my first loop, i see my favorite supervisor get into a bike accident, his eyes glaze over, and an ambulance has to be called.  basically i want to cry and stuff cause i love this kid and know that this is gonna bring nothing but problems for him...

and then some douche bag apparently "waiting for john grisham" was blocking the chapel stop and after 2 loops i told him to fucking move and he was like "i'm waiting for john grisham" and i was like... am i supposed to fucking care? you're in the way, it's illegal, fuckin move.

basically, i feel like all i even think about these days are funny anecdotes from the hours of people watching i get at work, and i don't have time to do much of else.

i hope my sup. is feeling alright. 

PREZ: OBAMA

while I hate BET and believe it's a tool for oppression...

I LOVE THIS
PREZ:OBAMA.

lol-bama '08

~eLeCt!0n dAy~~

I came home to A-town to vote 4 my boi ObamUhz.

anyways,
It's been a rough week...
I've been listening to Alton Ellis - I'm still in love
ALL WEEK
and the sean paul cover w/ sasha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9xf4rzflQ

good shit.
I believe all the words that come out of Sean Paul's mouth even though I barely understand him. Like, he never spoke truer words...
He's like... you know I'm a hustler and a player, a man is just a man, that's the way I give my love.

also, this has NOTHING to do w/ whats going on in my personal life by the way. I just really like this song. that's just random shit that's soo weird and shit to discuss in this public space.

also halloween was okay. i'll post pics 2morro. now i'm gonna go spend my night on gchat, my favorite thing to do.
g'nite

OBAMA 08

LOL times

me:  alfajores

make my question my veganism

sooooo hard

 Bryce:  hehe

alicia makes me question my sexuality

 me:  ew

 Bryce:  but then i see zac efron

 

*alicia is the Spanish Prof. from Spain.

** Bryce is soooo gay.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PICS FROM THE CASA PARTY ON SATURDAY

 

not paying attention in class...

this weekend was fun, and I'll blog about it later, but right now, I'm thinking about MY PROGRAMZ.

These are the new shows I've been watching recently, and I'm super into them right now.  

It's all reality show trash, and I EAT IT UP. Here's a list of my faves.

1) CHARM SCHOOL w/ sharon osbourne

This show is just full of cunts battling it out to win some money.  They are all such classless whores, they make me feel like princess Diana.  

bitches to watch: 

LACEY - the bitch from hell.  her demonic nature manifests itself in her nasty pale face and gross ass hair. 

DALLAS- the negress with the attitude, but she seems to actually be improving...

2) The PICKUP ARTIST

I fricken love this show.  It reminds me of my ability to take nerds and transform them into hot pieces.  HAHA jk. let's not even think about that.

cuties to watch:

BRIAN - SOOOoooooooooooooo cute and ASIAN. and adorable. He's 21 and has never kissed a girl. omfg I would totally make out with him. I might friend him on FB. 

GREG - also adorable. I think these will be the top two

** on the next episode they get time alone in a dark room with a girl. basically, it's gonna be HILARIOUS.

3) Paris Hilton's MY NEW BFF

This shit is awesome cause it's Paris, and she clearly DOESN'T give a shit about this show.

hoe to watch:

Corrie - this bitch might as well be a UVA sorority girl, she's such a fakeass ho. 

okay I should probably pay attention in class now...

3 TIMES TO NEVER INTERRUPT

I had a discussion with my R.A. tonight about the way things are going at the Casa.  Somehow we ended up talking about people who have a knack for being extremely nosy and intrusive and bothersome at all the wrong times.  We came up with the list of TOP 3 TIMES NOT TO BE ANNOYING. 

1) WHEN I'M WATCHIN MY PROGRAMS.

If I am watching Law and Order, no, I do not want to talk to you.  I want to watch Ice-T kick some ass.  

2) WHEN IT'S ABOUT TO BE SEXY TIME

Please, do not walk up to the person I am with (especially if I am not very good friends with you,) and introduce yourself, then ask "Are you her BOYFRIEND?"  Thanks. because...chances are... he's not.  and I probably don't even know his name.**

3) WHEN I'M PLAYING ROCKBAND. or any other video game for that matter.  

If I'm clearly busy concentrating on getting the drum beats right and still messing up, I CANNOT CARRY A CONVERSATION AT THE SAME TIME.  If I'm trying to get more than 4 kills on Halo (never going to happen,) I really do need 100% of my brain space.

**note, does not apply to me. since I'm all booed up now n shit.

   HAHA jk it NEVER applied to me.

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.

A BLACK DOG

ON MONDAY NIGHT

ON MY PEE BREAK

DURING MY 5 HOUR SHIFT...

THE BLACK DOG BIT MY COOTER.

no joke. HJ saw it. OMIE BIT MY COOTER.

in other news, tegan withdrew from her class on the day of the withdrawal deadline. 

The TA never replied to her hilarious email until she sent him an "I withdrew from the class" e-mail... when he immediately replied from his I-PHONE, "I think you made the right decision." 

she also had to meet w/ the dean cause she fell under 12 credits. lol, tegan. lol.  

also, we watched paris hilton's my new bff last night and it was FUCKING AWESOME. 

Tegan's funny mistake...

Lots has happened the last 4 days, but again, I'm low on time, and this is pretty hilarious. so enjoy...

tegan: wanna hear the stupidest move of the century?

me: haha ofcourse

tegan: so my english class has 2 lectures and 2 discussions a week but i thought there was only one and I've only been going to 1 this whole semester not knowing there was another one on Tuesdays

tegan: and if you miss more than 2 classes your expelled from the course

 and so obviously ive missed like 13

they prob just think im retarded and dont go to class on tuesdays

 i realized last night
I emailed him basically being like i'm an idiot, i'm sorry

 

the email…

From: Tegan Sockwell 
Date: Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 1:03 AM
Subject: an extremely awkward situation

Hi Sam,
  I feel really stupid witting to you and as I explain this so bear with me. For some reason that I completely don't understand I had no idea that this section met on Tuesdays. I have been coming to only Thursday classes and until now I didn't even realize there was a Tuesday section meeting. I really don't know how I missed it and I normally am very on top of my schedule and work. I have missed only one Thursday class but obviously have missed a lot of other Tuesday classes. Is there anything I can do about theses absences or should I just drop the course? I turned in my paper and I think I am doing pretty well in the class otherwise so I really hope there is something I can do. Again, I understand this is ridiculous and I am completely embarrassed that this happened. 
Very sorry,
Tegan Sockwell

 

**note the time… 1:03 AM

***Also tegan: omg i also in the email wrote bear instead of bare....

                tegan: im an english major

                omg omg omg

 

like… an hour later

10:23 AM oh good news i looked it up and bear with me is the actually right expression and that "bare with me" is a common misconception

  woo i skirted by on that one

Fuck The Casa

the place I live sucks.

haha

CasaCrew07/08 4Ev

love to all my gatos and gatas 

Rattie Bath

like mommy, ladron and latarian are not big fans of bathing.

Coca (my mom's BFF) and little 'droney

latarian drying off

me lookin kinda 'tarded and coca and my babies!!!!

FINALLY, break time!

SO this weekend, I finally had some time to chill! It's fall break, so I went home for a few to hangt out with momz n dadz n to watch the paraguay game. (and go shopping ofcourse)

I bought so much stuff, but I have yet to unpack it, so I'll go over that list later.

Here's a pic of some spicz watchin the P'guay game (and my amazing skills with my new camera, thanks to Jlee!)

 *notice Chris Blank's rosy cheeks

 *also, Pachito's belly is funny too

 *also, my mom's SRS face

Paraguay beat Colombia 1-0 and remains in 1st place 4 points ahead of Argentina. (FYI)

Woops...

I've been so busy, I forgot my mom's birthday

I have a test tomorrow and i'm tired of studying. 

e-school is shit

I hate it.  

I don't know if I should go home this weekend.

I mostly just want to buy a ticket to buenos aires and asuncion, and not really ever come back.

ALMOST A WEEK SINCE MY LAST BLOG POST...

And BOY what hasn't happened since then...

new updates in life:

   - reinstalled windows

   - new cage for babies

   - too much school work

and...well that's about it? 

   - clare discovered rock band

   - I discovered how retarded I can be when/if I get drunk 

  

The GATAz as a group are suffering, barely as unified as we were about 3 months ago.

there are several reasons why, but really, there's no reason to go into the politics of it. it's all just bullshit.

okay i was suposed to go get my camera and upload pictures but then i just got sidetracked by rockband for 45 minutes.... 

i'm workin on world tour, drums, all by myself cayse i have no friends.

and with that, it's time for me to go to class, then study, then study, then maybe sleep, then work, then study and more class!!!!!!

sticking with the "herro" theme...

you know how sometimes

SOMETHING can either

make you vommit... or make you really happy?

depending on the situation...

too vague?

oh well.

anyways,

I went to target today and bought the following items

- rat food

-rock star

-granola bars

- hello kitty slippers

cute huh?

yep.

MY ASIAN FRIEND

BEING AZN.

that's all for now, I'll be back with 230934320 things to say.

HOMOS, PAPERS, and the loss of a lip ring...

Dear all, 

   This weekend has been one full of Dramz, fagz, and too much fucking homework. Thanks to BRYCE GRIFFLER who kindly took the rest of my shift today, I have time to write this while waiting for someone to return a movie that I must watch for class.

The Dramz:

A certain Gato visited this weekend and made out with gabby's "ex-gato."  The next night, she pulled a Stephanie (crying in public.)

A certain other grad student Gata made out with (questionably?) straight Chris B. (don't kill me Chris, it's what THEY say... NOT ME!!! ellos...ELLOS)

A certain Gata FINA lost her lipring after a light makeout sesh with her geriatric Gato.  She then forgot to replace it, and thus NO LONGER has a lipring. (you can thank him later mom!!)

Two certain RATAS finos (ladron and latarian) have ruined my mother's plants by biting into the stem (pictures later.)

MY CAMERA BROKE.

here's a visual summing up our lives (me and gabby)

MICHELLE OBAMA

Dr. Jill Biden

Future First Lady,

Michelle Obama

My pretty little room...

Mommy and daddy came this weekend and cleaned my room and redid it.  It looks beautiful now.  Take a looky…

Other things,

     Miguel is coming next weekend. Mark your calendars.  We’re both estrenando our gatos. LOL

     My disappointment in UTS grows more and more every day.

     My school is actually going pretty well.  I saw some kid I hate get a 47% on the last (practically IMPOSSIBLE) homework assignment, and I got an 88% so that’s all the validation I need for the moment. 

    Parties at UVA are boring and awkward these days.

    I HAVE A COLD. UGHHHHHHHH

Feel baaad for me ! feel bad for me !! I look like shit and I’m tired!

K Bi.

 p.s. mark ronson and daisy lowe broke up… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!