Dear Princess Riri,

I hope all is okay in your life.

I'd say, "I hope you emerge ~unscathed~ and ~stronger~," but if you're in a relationship with a guy who's 2 feet shorter than you, a moron, AND he hits you? bitch, you got some problems.

I don't know much about you, except 

YOU>>>BEYONCE.

Sometimes I wish Jay-z would just dump that high yellow/high class hooker and go out with you instead. 

Anyways, those are my thoughts. 

and also, THIS is not okay. 

I'm no ~celeb blogger~, but guuurl get this shit under control!

IN OTHER NEWS,

I've been making the best of my time having little homework.  Last night, I watched South Park and the Demitri Martin show with 2 amigos, and today, all I could think about was South Park.  

It was the episode about CHEESIN'. HOLY SHIT, HILARIOUS.

So the kids were getting high off cat pheromones, then they'd be trippin about the most ridiculous things like a temple made out of boobies so today in class, when I saw some slide with some soil compaction mechanism that looked like boobs, my head went straight to south park.

If you haven't seen it, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, and watch this shit.  It won't let me embed, so just follow the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHNUESEEP4

Michael Bolton

Like... from office space?

luv those guys

I TALKED TO BRYAN TONIGHT FOR 1 HR 15 MINs.

And I ate thai food. and hung out with civil engineers.

YAY E-WEEK.

My V Day Wuz Better Than Yourz

Thai Dinner Dressed as SamRo and LesLo

Irma being gross out. And a Birthday Gurl.

Some Bitches

Miguel "I have morals on the Sabbath" Bacigalupe

Some delicious, non-alcoholic BEV DRANK

Ladron and Latarian's valentine's day decorations. (and Latarian's pelotas)

The front

The other side... is just too much. You'll NEVER SEE IT unless you see the littles IRL. 

(in real life)

TGIFF

(Thank God its Fuckin' Friday!!)

Remember "the nap circuit?"

I snapped some pics today, and when the guy in the yellow shirt woke up, he was like "hey, do you want the bigger couch?" and I was like "nah I like the little, thrifty lookin' one." 

Jk, didn't say that, but the kids on the circuit (minus this guy below, my NAME TWIN ~stephen perez~ who DOESN'T THINK its REALLY COOL that we're boy/girl name twins) are really friendly! Maybe I should make some friends in E-school.  

mis chooz

bein stupid

SEXY~~~ septum's sideways...woopz

My Prof. also loves me now 'cause I cried in front of him, get good grades on all my quizes (versus first year when I failed them all,) and I sit in the front. yay!

Think I'm going home for V-DAY.  Ladron and Latarian need to visit their Abuelos and Tia Cami, and my 'rents are my valentines.  

My thumb is still mad swollen, I'm gonna buy some meds today. 

I have a 40 sitting in my fridge and don't know what to do with it.

I'm going shopping for bathing suits with Clare.

Then later, I might teach PRP how to drive stick.  maybe.

Also, developments with PRP... sooo awkward/hilarious.  I don't feel like being SRS right now tho... l8rz.

16 days til puerto rico

currently I'm thinking about...

1) my thumb

2) The awesome valentines i made last night instead of studying for the test i did terribly on today... 

3) being ~confundida~ about my life, etc. etc. 

4) the thai food whitney will be paying for in about an hour.

FINALLY, THAI FOOD.

I haven't had thai food in... FOREVER.

(about a week or two? don't remember)

HOOOOOLY SHIT I JUST CRIED IN FRONT OF MY PROFESSOR

I was just going to my prob/stat class after blogging and drinking coffee (my caloric intake,)

AND I put my purse down in the front row and then this HUUUUUGE ASS WASP STINGS ME!!!

SRSLY!!!!

I am allergic to bees, so I had a panic attack basically, ran up to the professor and was like

I THINK I'M GOING TO PASS OUT

and he walked me to the water fountain and he was like ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY?

and I was like... I haven't gotten stung since I was 4 and I went to the hospital...

I WAS IN SUUUUUUUUUUUCH EXCRUTIATING PAIN OMGOMGOMGOMG

I started crying like a HUUUUUGE pussy.

This was also JOHN DALLAS MAYBEE... if any of you know him... you would know how embarassing it is to cry in front of him... ESPECIALLY if you got a terrible grade in multivariable (me) and if you're definitely not... conservative (also me.)

Wearin' Shorts Today!!

The weather's perfect...

Luckily ~I shaved~ ... like 2 days ago.
I left the house all ASHY but LUCKILY I ran into *KRISTEN*, my black housemate at La Casa, and she offered me some lotion!!

THANKS GURL!

Tryna keep my leggiez lookin good for the gentlemen... HAHA kidding.

I am wearing

• CUTOFF shorts (borderline between Alt and Slutty cuz they're really short)
• GIRLY VANS cause I'm a sellout
• and my GOOGLE tee!
• oh and a sweater and a scarf *obviously*
  

I'm also hungry as shit and have a quiz in 20 minutes.
that's all for now.