THIS WEEKEND WAS TIIIIITE

somehow I ended up with a cigarette burn on my face... but whatever... 

FRIDAY - Cara told me to check out OBL on Friday, so I met up with her in the parking lot and we hung out with a bunch of friends and I'm stoked to live with her next year.  Then I ran over to 14th St. (I don't know how I managed this, but I'm assuming some nice bus drivers gave me a few courtesey stops...) and saw St. God's Hospital.  I was excited, there were tons of people there that I know and like, but I was like MUST GET BACK TO OBL.  Went back, hung out and all of a sudden CHANTEL and MICHAEL K. were outside.  It was awesome.  

Then C. and I got into thangz and hung out with some people in this C-ville band.  We just watched some trippy movie and sat around, and eventually headed back to her place in the rain where I proceeded to eat a peanut butter sandwich and pass out on the couch across from some naked dude who's getting married this week or something.  (I have ... no idea.) 

SATURDAY - King's Dominion.  Awesome, but the weather sucked.  Wish their rides were sicker, but "THE CRYPT" is the SICKEST non-coaster ride EVER... hoooollllyyyy shit.  

After this, I went back to Arlington and hung out with my parents and my rats and cami.  

SUNDAY - EASTER. best day ever.  woke up to my mom screaming "GET UP, GET UP, YOUR AUNT IS HERE GO CHANGE." (I sleep on the couch when I'm home because I like it better than my bed.)  So then I chilled with TEAM PARAGUAY (this includes JACY) + cami + saffi + miguel for like 2 minutes, and we all had a good time.  I ate a lot.  

MONDAY - Dad wakes me up to get inspection.  Told him I had to be at my 1 0'clock class.  He says, OK we'll be done by 10:30.  FALSE. INSPECTION/OIL CHANGE takes a fkn HOUR and I had to pay for new windshield wipers. GODDAMIT.  Missed pretty much all my classes today. 

TOMORROW - supervisor will call me to work at 7 am. kill me. test, lab, responsibilities, vommit. 

 PASSING OUT. GOING TO SLEEP. THIS WEEK IS GONNA BE BRUTAL.  

A Good Week

To be quite honest, I don't remember everything that happened this week. I had 3 tests, which sucked, and barely completed the homework I had due, but somehow I still had a PRETTY GOOD WEEK.

It's weird, I feel like I have no "BFFs" anymore, but I kind of like the position that it puts me in. I hang out with people I feel like hanging out with whenever there's something going on/I feel like it. Ya kno?

Last night I went to see Katie O'Hare (YES KATIE, SHE RULES and her b00bz got my friend through 8th grade math ) and hung out with her friends who all live "on that side" of campus (the white, preppy, "rich") side... but they were all cool as shit and we chilled until they went to bars, then I went over to Jscott's and we all know where it went from there. (madden NFL, Lil Wayne, Nokomis passed out, etc.)

But yeah, today I woke up, went to the water treatment plant (I kind of want to work at a WTP or WWTP,) then went to a class where I remembered my love for MATHEMATICIANS ...

The sub professor was a ZANY AZN who reminded my of Arthur (luv u Arthur,) and I remembered how I really do love people that are exceptionally good at math... 

So then I went back to JScotts and borrow OC (pronounced OCKKKK,) their raging PIT BULL who basically lives in a closet.  So Suzie and I took him to a vineyard to run around and play (and scare the white families who were flying kites and taking pics of their babies to BLOG about later probz.)  He got a C grade at the Vineyard for being a fucker with the leash and getting too hyper (and biting my arm and leaving a massive bruise.)   Then we went to the downtown mall and had some Splendora's Gelato.  He got a B grade at the DT Mall for being well behaved, getting compliments for being so cute (via old couple who then made a face when I said "Oh, he's a pit",) and even whimpering when he saw a pit bitch instead of barking and flipping out (he was trying to get ROMANTICAL.)  

After I got home, I decided to drive a bit, and had a beautiful block 22 while reading GQ.  I'm at "HOPE, we know you've had a million reasons to feel gloomy," ... but here are some reasons not to... THESE are my top 5 (in THEIR order, not mine.)

1) FIVE GUYS IS EXPANDING, with 175 NEW LOCATIONS THIS YEAR.  I'm a VEGAN, and i LOVE FIVE GUYS.  

2) CHRISTIAN BALE AS BATMAN.  And I'll add IMAX movies, and TERMINATOR SALVATION to this one too.

3) RED BULL COCA COLA... haven't tried it, but it's made with real sugar.  And apparently goes well with Jack.

4) Demitri Martin

5) fancy (or "bougie" as I like to call them) potato chips.

and finally ... 

a direct quote from QG... 

6)  "MEDICAL MARIJUANA, NOW DISPENSED FROM VENDING MACHINES IN THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA"

 ... all in caps... hilarious/awesome/sotrue.

GOD, I LOVE GQ. 

And now... another night of LOLZ/ROFLZ/BRUISES

 

going to a show @ outback... then a party at a driver's house... then who knows what...

and KING'S DOMINION TOMORROW... 

listening to BLACK EYES, KD the whole ride there.

Is there a POST DANCE PARTY DANCE PARTY PARTY?

Cuz you know, that's what I'm into.

Ya, today was nice. My mommy and daddy and ladron and latarian came to visit. We hung, took my mom to Alderman, played with the babies, heard some Paraguay gossip, went to INDIA DAY!, then went to "RECESSION OBSESSION" house party (luved it,) and chilled w/ peeps.
It was Nihal's last night... see u in (arm pit) Jersey. : (

Now I'm home. MY ROOM IS SO CLEAN. LUV U MOMZ. Got lots to do tomorrow... NOCHES

I wish I grew up in Argentina

I think I'm going to make my kids grow up in Argentina.
(unless they're black, in which case... probably not. perhaps brazil would be a better option.)



Last night was interesting. I went to see a love salsa band, and I salsa-ed with some old dude and some short dude and I suck terribly. BUT I can bachata... which is way better anywayzzz. Then I went to speed (the movie) party, hung out with some drivers, and headed over to nihal's to sit around in his basement and listen to his fuckery.

Anyways, MOMMY, DADDY, LADRON, and LATARIAN are coming to visit today, so I must clean my room, hide my vices, etc. etc.

words I looked up on THESAURUS

Interest

Related

Relevant

Paternalistic

Paternal

Beliefs

Work

Contractor

Example

Entail

Design

Proposal

reflect

teach

cultural

paradigms

experience

project

thing

strive

Service

life altering

entity

I just cut my bangz with a razor

UH OH

Today, I skipped my two classes and SLEPT ALL DAY.  It was beautiful.  

And now I'm bored as shit and I really don't want to do work.  As you can see because I'm playing with this SHITEOUS "camera" that I use mainly as a microphone to skype MY MOTHER, MY COUSIN, and BRYAN.  

next post: skying w/ a black person...

(you'll see. get excited.) 

Okay. Time to meet up with Jonathan "Juicy" Lesko and wander around the corner searching for food, booze, and who knows what else. 

Future employers, never read this. 

Oh My God

Did I really just send my mother pictures of the 27 year old I have a crush on?

WTF I HATE YOU SKYPE.

Now that my mom knows how to use skype, I feel like I can just CHAT her... like my other SKYPE/GCHAT FRENDZ.

NO STEPHANIE. NO.

So tonight I talked my amazing friend into going to a show with me.  KARLA G. I LUVV YOU! She was like "I'll go... I mean if I don't like it, I'll just make you leave."  So she got me a JOOSE in exchange for some Camel Lights, and off we went to see LA CRISI and STRENGTH APPROACH, these italian punk bands (~ o sea, HellllooO~,) and I had a lot of fun.  I feel kind of bad because she got hit in the face, but she took it well, so I was like.... Tiiite. 

Anyways, I'm getting a camera A.S.A.P... I can't go on living like this. Alright, I gotta pass out.  Waking up at 7 a.m.!

NOCHES