My Mom Still Loves Me

So over x-mas break, I accidentally took home my friend's bowl. I thought my mom had found it and confiscated it (which I'm still pretty sure is exactly what happened.) The kid was finally like, "I need my bowl back... if you can't get it, you can just buy me a new one." So I was like, fuck, time to pay up. But then I decided to just shame myself in front of my mother and be like, MOM, I need that back or I have to pay this kid. Because Latinos understand $$ as much as they do anger (and she's probably somewhat happy that it didn't actually belong to me,) she was like, okay I'll get it to Bernice for her to take tomorrow. I was like, LOL, thanks mom.

LUV U!!!

and she's sending me some veggie lasagna along with it.

LUVZ MY MOM!

Pictures of the Day

For your daily dose of SEXY.

The patron saint of narcs... on some uñas.

Some hard partiers.

MY AMBITIONS

post graduation...

I'm not your typical UVa kid.

I'm not thinking about grad school.

I'm not even thinking about a job ('sup PIETANZA.)

I hope everyone is not planning on taking things too seriously...

cause the summer of 2010 will be tight as shit.

and it better be somethin' like this

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Enjoy whatever you're doing.

It's probably better than the paper I'll be writing all day.

LOL @ UVa

http://www.cavalierdaily.com/2010/02/09/june-bug/

Sometimes I am offended by the lack of awareness people have at this "prestigious" university.

Sometimes I laugh out loud at what some of the (privileged) people here consider an "enlightening" experience.

“Cape Town is in Africa — and yet it is Europeanized. There are cheetahs but they are in cages.”

Geniuses up in here.

Hope I get some of that AFRICAN MAGIC in 4 months... when my Beloved Paraguayan National Team plays the defending campioni del mondo with the miraculously recovering Salvador Cabañas leading the offense.

PARAGUAYAN MAGIC

I love...

sailors.

swimmers and divers.

nerds with swagger.

Which Lily Allen picture is most representative of me?

i am an expert on

soil