Dear Princess Riri,

I hope all is okay in your life.

I'd say, "I hope you emerge ~unscathed~ and ~stronger~," but if you're in a relationship with a guy who's 2 feet shorter than you, a moron, AND he hits you? bitch, you got some problems.

I don't know much about you, except 

YOU>>>BEYONCE.

Sometimes I wish Jay-z would just dump that high yellow/high class hooker and go out with you instead. 

Anyways, those are my thoughts. 

and also, THIS is not okay. 

I'm no ~celeb blogger~, but guuurl get this shit under control!

IN OTHER NEWS,

I've been making the best of my time having little homework.  Last night, I watched South Park and the Demitri Martin show with 2 amigos, and today, all I could think about was South Park.  

It was the episode about CHEESIN'. HOLY SHIT, HILARIOUS.

So the kids were getting high off cat pheromones, then they'd be trippin about the most ridiculous things like a temple made out of boobies so today in class, when I saw some slide with some soil compaction mechanism that looked like boobs, my head went straight to south park.

If you haven't seen it, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, and watch this shit.  It won't let me embed, so just follow the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHNUESEEP4

Michael Bolton

Like... from office space?

luv those guys

I TALKED TO BRYAN TONIGHT FOR 1 HR 15 MINs.

And I ate thai food. and hung out with civil engineers.

YAY E-WEEK.

My V Day Wuz Better Than Yourz

Thai Dinner Dressed as SamRo and LesLo

Irma being gross out. And a Birthday Gurl.

Some Bitches

Miguel "I have morals on the Sabbath" Bacigalupe

Some delicious, non-alcoholic BEV DRANK

Ladron and Latarian's valentine's day decorations. (and Latarian's pelotas)

The front

The other side... is just too much. You'll NEVER SEE IT unless you see the littles IRL. 

(in real life)

TGIFF

(Thank God its Fuckin' Friday!!)

Remember "the nap circuit?"

I snapped some pics today, and when the guy in the yellow shirt woke up, he was like "hey, do you want the bigger couch?" and I was like "nah I like the little, thrifty lookin' one." 

Jk, didn't say that, but the kids on the circuit (minus this guy below, my NAME TWIN ~stephen perez~ who DOESN'T THINK its REALLY COOL that we're boy/girl name twins) are really friendly! Maybe I should make some friends in E-school.  

mis chooz

bein stupid

SEXY~~~ septum's sideways...woopz

My Prof. also loves me now 'cause I cried in front of him, get good grades on all my quizes (versus first year when I failed them all,) and I sit in the front. yay!

Think I'm going home for V-DAY.  Ladron and Latarian need to visit their Abuelos and Tia Cami, and my 'rents are my valentines.  

My thumb is still mad swollen, I'm gonna buy some meds today. 

I have a 40 sitting in my fridge and don't know what to do with it.

I'm going shopping for bathing suits with Clare.

Then later, I might teach PRP how to drive stick.  maybe.

Also, developments with PRP... sooo awkward/hilarious.  I don't feel like being SRS right now tho... l8rz.

16 days til puerto rico

currently I'm thinking about...

1) my thumb

2) The awesome valentines i made last night instead of studying for the test i did terribly on today... 

3) being ~confundida~ about my life, etc. etc. 

4) the thai food whitney will be paying for in about an hour.

FINALLY, THAI FOOD.

I haven't had thai food in... FOREVER.

(about a week or two? don't remember)

HOOOOOLY SHIT I JUST CRIED IN FRONT OF MY PROFESSOR

I was just going to my prob/stat class after blogging and drinking coffee (my caloric intake,)

AND I put my purse down in the front row and then this HUUUUUGE ASS WASP STINGS ME!!!

SRSLY!!!!

I am allergic to bees, so I had a panic attack basically, ran up to the professor and was like

I THINK I'M GOING TO PASS OUT

and he walked me to the water fountain and he was like ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY?

and I was like... I haven't gotten stung since I was 4 and I went to the hospital...

I WAS IN SUUUUUUUUUUUCH EXCRUTIATING PAIN OMGOMGOMGOMG

I started crying like a HUUUUUGE pussy.

This was also JOHN DALLAS MAYBEE... if any of you know him... you would know how embarassing it is to cry in front of him... ESPECIALLY if you got a terrible grade in multivariable (me) and if you're definitely not... conservative (also me.)

Wearin' Shorts Today!!

The weather's perfect...

Luckily ~I shaved~ ... like 2 days ago.
I left the house all ASHY but LUCKILY I ran into *KRISTEN*, my black housemate at La Casa, and she offered me some lotion!!

THANKS GURL!

Tryna keep my leggiez lookin good for the gentlemen... HAHA kidding.

I am wearing

• CUTOFF shorts (borderline between Alt and Slutty cuz they're really short)
• GIRLY VANS cause I'm a sellout
• and my GOOGLE tee!
• oh and a sweater and a scarf *obviously*
  

I'm also hungry as shit and have a quiz in 20 minutes.
that's all for now.

"Are We Sluts?"

-carrie bradshaw.

"Miguel: eric = carrie with his Macbook, Gabby = charlotte, you =samantha, obviously, me= miranda at the ~law firm~, jonathan and chris = stanford and anthony lolz"

an SRS post

In a certain encounter with a certain person who I will just refer to as "PRP" for now, I have learned several things about myself.

1) Everything I do is a mockery of itself in some way or another.  I also mock everything I'm into so badly that nobody really know what I REALLY like, just things that I like for ironic purposes/for the lolz. 

2) I cuss way too much.  It makes me come off as stupid, and not a lady ~of course~.

3) The people I surround myself with act like someone who doesn't have a college degree or some b.s. title or "prestige" of some sort can't have ...better ideas... more interesting thoughts...  etc. etc. than somebody who does, but I just... completely hate that.  I'm also saying this because I'm pretty much dumbfounded/fascinated by the fact that I just got "intellectually" OWNED by somebody who's never set foot in a learning institution of any sort.  Not that its cool to feel stupid, but I kind of like the fact that someone's actually honest. And that doesn't make any sense unless I explain the context but I'm not going to go into it... 

Honesty is pretty cool.

With all that being said... wtf am I doing with my life?

I want to get a 

W.T.F. stick and poke tattoo. 

Will this up my "alt" level significatly?

Or just make me a complete tool?

Do you guys want to vote on it?

/that would be so stupid.  is this guy's ankle gnar... or straight up stupid?

shitty picz

JUNGLE JOOSE. sucks ass, don't try it
sparx 4 evz

sum gataz

some girl's green tongue

some more gataz

and my PERSONAL favorite...

"I'M NOT DRINKING TONIGHT YOU GUYS, I'M SICK"

FFWD 3 hours... ROFLing on the floor, wasted

or so I heard

"I just had one JOOS"

"sometimes I can't understand your e-mails, it takes me a while"

"your friends are fascists"

"Just buyin some things to look more ALT"

can't remember my other FAVE quotes of the night...

again, another decent weekend.

thankz y'allz who made it possible!

also, i used my busted camera, and it kinda works! 

pics in a bit, gotta shower and go eat with miguel, mi gato

and also, i might have a new gato...

lolz 

my mom's gonna kill me

Why I Like My Shitty Paying Job

1) complaining 

2) seeing old drivers/hanging with new ones during my 4 minute layovers

3) flicking off people who cross the stop bar (JUST KIDDING public relations committee... jk!)

4) driving a bus? duh. it's awesome

5) PEOPLE WATCHING

6) EAVESDROPPING 

7) Befriending passengers who make me LOL when I'm bored. 

8) Being the hottest damn bus driver ever.  ~obviously~

I'm buying a camera ASAP because I have so many funny things to tell ~you~ but I want to ~show you~ because it's easier and more LOL-ey...

But for now, there's this...

This morning I overheard some bus passengers talking.  This one older black woman was like "why do people get the names of their boyfriend/girlfriends tattooed on them" to the white girl w/ the tattoo magazine and some black dude.  So then I was like "CAUSE THEY'RE STUPID OBVIOUSLY, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A KISS OF DEATH... HAVING SOMEONES NAME TATOOED ON YOU JUST MEANS YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP" 

...thinking about AMY and BLAAAAAKE, and also Amy's ex-boyfriend (she has his name tatted too)

and the women goes "Well, my daughter has her husband's name tattooed on her chest, but they are married and have been together for a long time."

and i'm like...

"OH... well yeah... that's DIFFERENT..."

lolz... as I really thought **he's probably cheating on her as we speak**

as we know... it worked out great for THESE TWO...

Isn't it?

CCami:  isnt it funny how hispanics call theyre husbands "papi"

   and how men call their bitchez MAMI?

funny... 

    ISN'T IT...

or is it some deep, disgusting, psychological crap 

and the same reason hispanic men always go for the boobies first? 

(or so says cami...)

MOMMY PROBLEMZ?

UHHHHH...

SO instead of talking about who this mysterious "google" is... even though I really want to know and am slightly worried that it's actually "google" because now "google" knows bad things about me AND knows that my GPA sucks because "google" has my transcript...

I'm going to talk about how AWESOME is it to play LITTLE BIG PLANET and EAT THAI FOOD.

LBP = game on ps3 (which only 3 people I know have,) in which you are a SACK PERSON and you're soooo cute and you run around doing cool things around the world! Makes sense right?

That's a little sackperson wearing some sort of hat... SO CUTE! I also really liked the music last night in "Mexico," it sounded like some Argentinian pop shit, or even Belanova but better... sooo good...

Anyways, I was also brilliant enough to not eat my THAI FOOD all at once... uhh yeah...

Man, my BEACH BOD for PUERTO RICO is... nowhere in sight...BUT WHO CARES!! I hear they like "CURVES" in Puerto Rico anyways... right... right?

RIGHT?

I gotta get another camera... I can't keep on living without documenting every moment with a stupid picture of something only I will understand later on...

~CONFLICTED~

                     ~BROKE~

                                  ~ STUPID FOR LOSING IT~

*** UPDATE

not that you care, but that song was actually CAFE TACUBA!!! yayyyy!

and the go! team is like... half of this soundtrack... 

omgz, I LUV LBP LIKE 10x MORE!!

Luv U google...

I don't care if you fucked up on Saturday for 40 minutes, I don't care if you had a momentary "FAIL," I still love you, I see you every day... I appreciate you, and I can't wait to see us ~grow together.~

As I sit here, carefully formulating essays to convey my love for you in attempts to get hired by you, my love BRINGS TEARS to my eyes.  

If you were a man and not ... a concept, a search engine, a "lifestyle," I would have a massive crush on you.  I would marry you and be a housewife, if you wanted me to... maybe.  

If you were an important baby (like Jesus,) I'd be your Mary.  

You know what I mean?

I'm gonna go eat some ZICAM now and try not to get a massive cold.  

PUNK SHOW 2NITE!!

lolz, wish I had my CAM : (