I Am Wasting My Life

Here are UVA, people in engineering school act like... if you don't have some brilliant engineering career plan, a proposed thesis project, and a job lined up for you in 2 years, you're a failure.

WTF.

These people need to chill the fuck out.

While most people think I have my head in my ass, I'm applying to 2 internships. Considering the amount of nerds everywhere, I probably won't get them. So if my plan fails, I'll figure something out. And if I don't, then I'll just travel and chill. GOD FORBID I HAVE FUN IN MY 20s.

Right now, my list of priorities includes:
- seeing miguel and cabelle this weekend
- my trip to PUERTO RICO (WOOOOOH MIGUEL GOT A TICKET)
- debating whether or not I should go to this UTS party tonight
- breaking my 2 week "party" hiatus
- finishing my applications.

CHILL Y'ALLZ. CHILL. lyfe izz too short not to have fun.
Let this man serve as a reminder....

OMFG I GOT A MISSED CONNECTION SHOUT OUT

SORT OF...

it's actually for my gay friend talmage

but... I'M THE "LOUDMOUTHED, SORT OF DRUNK, CUTE GIRL"

HAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAH

this was last friday after the punk show when I was like happy as can be.

I'm glad someone finds me sort of attractive... enough to mention me in a shoutout e-mail to MY GAY FRIEND. LOLOLOLOLOL

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/mis/1009713246.html

THE REAL QUESTION IS...

should I snoop and find out who it is? ... lolliez

OMFG GCHAT VIDEO CHAT W/ OBAMA

omgz so like this weekend was the best ever
cuz i got back to my rootz and went to a "punx" show
and got my ass beat while trying to get a beer (1/3 on my give up list)
and made out with a pitbull, BRUISER

then last night during sober living i went to 3 parties
1) "hipsters"
2) "udems" aka democratic virgins
3) "the alpha party" aka black people

it was SUPER FUN.
and now I'm GCHATTING w/ OBAMA.

I GAVE UP...

DRINKING  cuz I hate gettin' sick.

SMOKING cuz I gotta stop gettin munchies and spendin' $.

THAI FOOD cuz I spent too much money at my dinner w/ bryan ($46.00 at BONEFISH GRILL)

this was supposed to be just for 2 weeks.

anyways,

FAIL

FAIL on 2/3 thus far...

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

guess which ones...

But then sometimes I hate it... (rant)

GOOD GOD.
IN WHAT KIND OF GOD-FORSAKEN PLACE DOES IT TAKE 10 MINUTES TO GET A GRANDE SOY LATTE?

The dumb skank in front of me took 5 minutes to order a "non-fat" drink which the cashier then had to explain couldn't actually be non-fat but it was relatively close so the girl was like "okay." Then it took her 2.5 more minutes to choose a fucking breakfast "meal" after asking the cashier to explain what each one (of about 10 options) was. REALLY? READ THE FUCKING SIGNS. AND DECIDE BEFORE YOU WASTE MY LIFE ORDERING.

THEN the dumbass barista who had a total of... 0 drinks to make before mine... took 5 minutes in making my soy beverage because basically she's an idiot who takes her hum-diddley-doo of a good time making beverages at a coffee shop where her only job is to EFFICIENTLY MAKE COFFEE.

I GET THAT I'M IN "THE SOUTH" BUT REALLY? REALLY?

Don't even get me started on the army skanks who can't drive SUVs, especially while on their cell phones. TWO times in the brief 10 minutes that I spent driving this morning did I want to massacre SUV drivers.

One car broke down at an intersection, and the SUV skank behind them didn't think to GO AROUND, so I sat through 2 light cycles because I didn't have enough room to make a left turn thanks to this genius skank who literally took 2 minutes to be like "OH SHIT, maybe I should GO AROUND." and THEN while in the driveway of an apartment complex that is meant for 2 vehicles, a dumb skank in an EXCURSION of sorts blocked THE WHOLE DRIVEWAY, and being the dick that I am, I didn't move. But then I immediately regretted my decision . Here's why... Skanks in excursions take 3 minutes to reverse due to

1) their lack of DRIVING ABILITY/INTELLIGENCE
2) the lack of visibility when your car is the size of a FUCKING BOAT.

seriously... why do people SUCK?

SOMETIMES... I like UVA

Today was a very good UVA day.  I worked at 7 am and even though I was exhausted, I had some good LOLZ on my bus.  I saw some old pals, made some jokes, laughed at some bitches, then got Starbucks and went to class.  After class I passed out in this e-school lounge and woke up (an hour and a half later) to a guy that was like ...

         "you gotta a 2 o'clock class?"

          "yep yep."

 "oh yeah.  are you new to the nap circuit?" 

  " uhhh... yeah I guess so.  I got some time on Thursdays and I work in the mornings" 

         " cool. see you next Thursday then"

Then I went to another boring class.  Then I went to this Google presentation about job opportunities with Google and this awesome summer program they have for undergrad students.  I fell in love and want to work for Google (obviously.)  I want to name my 1st born Google.  I would give up sexy timez for Google.  

Anyways... then I went back to the Spanish House and hung out with GINA AND KARLA~~ OMG GATAS!!! I was so excited.

Then I went to a talk about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and while I get a little emotional about these things, I kept it cool and I fell in love with one of the speakers <3<3<3.

Then I drove another shift and all was chill.  I saw some stupid UVa bitches because it's "rush" or some shit.  Then I saw two of my friends who were super drunk and I just laughed.  Then some guys got on my bus and asked me to go out with them and they'd buy me shots.  Lolz.  Then I saw this really cute boy and I acted retarded.

Then I came home and the fuckers infront of the Spanish House don't know how to park so I left then kind notes with little diagrams teaching them how to fit 4 cars in a space meant FOR FOUR FUCKING CARS.

and now I'm here. blogging. wasting my life away. hungry and shit. 

anyways.  that's actually a GOOD uva day. is that sad?

INAUGURATION OMFG

j/k.  just gonna point out some of my fave/least fave things about the INAUGURATION that has consumed DC/MY SOUL today.

FAVES:

1.)  JILL BIDEN'S hoey boots and fake tan...

       2 syllables... GATA

2.)  ARETHA'S sexy ass hat. ALSO a GATA.

3.) Bush Sr.'s yellow turtle neck and purple scarf. While some hated, I applauded and thought "oh em gee so cute I don't hate him THAT much." 

4.) Obama's speech.  My fave snipets...

"each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet."  - yay alternative energy sources

"To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy."  - yay building stuff!

"...all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness." - yay UHMEURICA!!

oh and also how he stressed personal responsibility... 

and finally... 

5.) BILL CLINTON. HOT AS EVER. and Hillary too, DUH. ~lookin good in blue gurl~

least favorites...

Bush got BOOed when he walked out.

As shitty as he may have been, that's BAD FORM PEOPLEZ. Whoever was booing was clearly ignant as shit and didn't deserve to be there. oh well.

To A BETTER 4 YEARZ BITCHEZ!

Not 2 get all PHILOSOPHICAL on y'all...

but I really love this quote...

Chief Hatuey asked the priest "After being baptized where will my spirit go?" The priest replied "To Heaven", to which Chief Hatuey asked "And the Spaniards, where do their spirits go?"; the priest replied "They are Christians so they will also go to heaven". As soon as Chief Hatuey heard that he told the priest "Then do not baptize me - for I would rather go to Hell than to spend eternity with such wicked people"

POWER 2 DA PEOPLE!!!!

PLACES I'VE PUKED IN C-VILLE

today: 

Glam - the bus driver house 

Kroger

Barracks parking lot

The Spanish House

Clare's nice apartment's bathroom

 

at all my time at UVA:

tree outside of Fitzhugh

Fitzhugh

Christian's Pizza on Pantops

I cannot complete this list... 

anyways, in the wise words of Amy Winehouse

"I never want to drink again"  

LUV U AMY <3

GET WELL~

STOP TERRORIZING ST. LUCIA~

I'm CRYIN

not because of anything real (although I should be...)

but because I just watched Grissom's last episode on csi.
it was ~bittersweet~
yet... perfect.
it *was* ur time to leave
I LOVE U GIL
i hope you enjoy the rest of your life with sarah taking pictures of bugs in Costa Rica.

I'M CRYING TEARS OF JOY/SANDESS
AN ERA OF MY LYFE IS ENDING
I'VE HAD GIL IN MY LIFE FOR 9 YEARZ.
NINE. YEARZ.

Okay, ~my tears have dried~

so I'm going to go to bed.

night! hope u enjoyed Gil's last episode!

A note about my septum piercing...

CHILL Y'ALL!

IT'S LIKE A PEEN ON A PRE-OP TRANNY.
I CAN TUCK IT IN AND OUT DEPENDING ON THE SOCIAL ~SITUATION~

aiiiiight?

"septum" = bull ring piercing in my nose for those of you who don't know.  

In other news, school is depressing. i'm DEPRESSED.  ~~THIS IS MY CRY FOR HELP~~

just kidding. I'm mostly "depressed" about my "home situation," but being the OPTIMISTIC PERSON that I am... I just "don't give a fuck!"

but I'm actually genuinely interested in the 2/3 classes I've attended. I highly doubt I will like my classes tomorrow (concrete design, and geotech,) but I'm pretty excited about H20 4 D WRLD and "TRANSPO"

here's a pic of SCARJO with her septum piercing in 2006.

she's like a "hot" person isn't she?

I CAN BE HOT WITH 1 TOO YALL.

LET ME LIVE MY *alternative* LYFE w/o being **judged**

QUIT BEING H8RZ

"THE BETTER YOU ARE, THE MORE THEY HATE" - this girl's FB prof.

ERIC'S APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE A METH LAB

or so says adrian

who just showed up 

and...

LEFT HIS BEERZzZZZ!!!!!

hahahaha

okay. 

~time to order some food~

LOVE YOU MOM!!!

VEGAN CHERRY PIE

no it's not a lesbian code word

(i don't think)

but it's the only way me and cami get over our depression, EATING OUR FEELINGS.

in real newz,

i made some friends with puerto ricans

and i got a septum piercing w/ one of them (who got a nape piercing)

the piercer is my neighbor, surprise surprise.

THEN I LOST MY CAMERA SO I LOST ALL RECORD OF IT.

so then i was depressed and ate my feelings.

oh and i hafto be "at work" in charlottesville in 5 hours

and i just woke up and i don't wanna go. 

I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One for mom...

6 for miguel

GET IT?

in real news, i've been at this engineering conference all day.

my resume is "sort of" complete.

today i realized that only 1% of washingtonians (and bros of surrounding shit-berbs) are attractive.

only THREE papis. all day. 1 was possibly gay.

man, the ratio in buenos aires is like 10 hotties: 1 feo.

QUE TRISTE MI VIDA.

anyways,

HYATT CRYSTAL CiTY COME PARTY~~~!!!

Shaking a baby...

SHATTERS LIVES 

saw that today on a MetroBus.

DON'T FORGET!!!

http://instantcaruso.com/

enjoy.

Bangz n a virgin mary tattoo

got my tat at FUDDRUCKERS, aka vegan paradise

TITE HUH?

NEW YEARZ

*these pictures are not representative of the party. i didn't take many pictures and i clocked out ... very early*

also, there are funny ones on FB. i just h8 FB

good start

bad finish

lolz

?

vane

me and my new BF

passed out

mudib n saffy talkin to the milfs

lol cabelle dancing with that awesome guy

~~bffs 4 EVZ~~ (sort of)

awesome old man

the first 5 minutes @ the party

QUESTION FOR 2K9...

LOVE V. MONEY?

I say $$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!