WILL SOME1 PLZ BUY ME A SNUGGIE?

so that my fatass doesn't hafto move the blanket when I reach for the remote or the box of cookies?

HAPPY 2K9~!!!

Little Latarian got Sicky

little baby Latarian had his first visit to the vet yesterday.

after discovering a wound on his belly, i had a panic attack,
i disinfected it (which hurt him a lot and i pretty much cried)
and then i separated him from little 'dron.

so yesterday we went to the vet and got some
painkillerz - once a day
antibiotix - twice daily
and some disinfectants to clean the wound twice a day.
(a total of an $84 visit...)

the vet thinks Ladron bit him :-(
but we're not really sure.

~stay strong~
<3ulatarian 

~~weekend update~~

i had some crazy violent dreams last night. maybe now my "anger" will manifest itself in violent, video game type dreams where i wield around a large automatic weapon and avoid bombs and escape kidnapping with nicole and irma. (wtf)

anywho, this weekend was eventful.

miguel forced me to go "ice skating" but instead we ended up just eating in adams morgan (bad idea $$$) with some gatos.

then we want to gabby's house and hung out.

cami's back from ~españa~ so we spread the christmas joy with some help from amigoz.

then the next day children played with my rats.

then we went to cami's house to say HOLA 2 mudib and saffy

~hi mudib~

then we went to black cat

(me, irma, nicole)

and ran into ramy, jose, carianne, and jonathan

and then we met hotties (CN 2.0) and talked to people on the metro. FUN TYMEZ

POSSIBLE NEW YEARS REZOLUSHUNS/Goals

• stop biting nails - i gotta do this
• stop shit-talking - is this possible? nope...
• get my ass to argentina - is this really a "resolution" ?
• get better grades - i'm joining a "support group" for this... haha, no really I AM. 
• lose 30 pounds... just kidding, but maybe like 3 haha
• grow my hair out and stop dying it every 5 minutes - the second part isn't gonna happen
• write music - i don't think this is possible, but we'll see
• get really good at ONE shooting game. JUST ONE. (maybe left 4 dead teehee)
• speak more/better spanish
• get more involved in my "extracurriculars" 
• make more white friends - you know, the reliable/good kind? hahahaha
• make more straight male friends - the drama-free fun kind (no bros)
• re-live 1st year during my 4th year, hello gabby and jackie 
• ride my bike more 
• smoke less, drink more... or vice versa? shit i dunno.  go sXe?
• QUIERO VOLVER A PARAGUAY
• be a better mom to my ratties
• OH yeah, and last but not least ...

GRADUATE IN 4 YEARS... CAN I DO IT!?

X-mas EVE

4 those of you who don't know, "latinos" celebrate x-mas on x-mas eve.  we eat too much, get drunk (optional,) eat again, then open presents at midnight.  cultural lesson of the day

being the ~good catholics~ we are, x-mas talk led us to talking about *jews* and telling funny stories we know about the ones so close to our hearts.

which of course led me to two things

1) how Jonatron's awesome (but also "different")

2) about the two little Jewish girls who once asked me and jacy...

"ARE YOU GOING TO HOUSE KEEPING COLLEGE?"

and

"do you shop at the TWO DOLLAR STORE?"

jacy is a good person for not punching the hoes in the face

(okay, they were also like 7 years old, but i would have done it)

my brother was like... did jacy reply with "No, we're going to sewer water management

 community college."

anyways, MERRY XMAS, HAPPY CHANUKKAH, AND ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS~~

Da baby Jezus (and other thingz)

D Baby Jezus that my daddy broke

my ratties being cute and gay

this 9/11 commemorative knife that I saw at ballston

this other sweet shirt I found at ballston at "fellas fashion"

MY DAD KILLED THE BABY JESUS

he fell on it last night

and broke it.

my mem. card drive

isn't working

for some reason, but once it's up, i'll show u the pics

it sux 2 looz a frend.

i'm just havin a hard time gettin over it~

R.I.P. J Lee

i h8 my brother

if he ever expects me to be a loving aunt to his children,

boy is he wrong.

i kindly asked him to say hello

to my rats,

and he said "no, they're disgusting."

F U nelson,

you are disgusting.

p.s.  i didn't pay for the cage. got it free w/ the ratzz

I luv my dadz

We've been chillin all day

We don't even hafto talk all that much

cause we have all the same ~interests~

we can sit around and watch

   - I Luv Lucy

   - Animul Planet

   - What Not To Wear

then we can go eat FALAFELZ 2ge+her 

at Westover's ARAX CAFE

but instead of talking to eachother 

at the 2 person table

we both read NATIONUL GEOGRAFIX issues

and only briefly discuss *travel*

and our cheaptickets.com findz

then we resume positions on couch

and LOL talk about my momz

and luv my rattiez

and so much fun.

I Luv My Dadz

and I finally know what to get him for X-mas

(a subscription to Nat'l Geographix)

okay take that back

sorry sorry

in other news
today i watched batman on bluray
RIDICULOUS
SICK AS SHIT
can't wait to be rich and spend
2,000$$ on a big ass tv
to watch batman on bluray on my very own TELEVIZZLE

for 6 months

i dated a complete IDIOT

depressed

pathetic

lonely

unfulfulled 

stubborn

childish

ITS BEEN SIX YEARS

GET THE FUCK OVER IT

GET OVER IT

GET OVER IT

omg i wanna go on a killing spree right now

but i got another final

and i got some lloyd bankz on

so FUCK Y'ALL

FUCK Y'ALL

johnny depp

makes me hot

random observation

the smaller my bra

the bigger my boobs looks

was this cami's secret in high school??

boobz.

morning hair n scruffy.

ALSO, they just mentioned AMPUTEE PORN and 2 girls one cup on LAW AND ORDER SVU.

it keeps relevant and up to date, that's why i LUV it~

saturday

i jusy got home 

and i started watching this...

and it's ridiculous.

4 d lolz